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Sea Hag 🦭
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mastodon 4.8.0-nightly.2026-10-06Well hello 👋🏻
Sea hag here, just moping about on the internet.
I want to see your #orchids, watercolors, and cute animals!
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This is my favorite flower photo I’ve ever taken. I was on a walk with my mom in her new neighborhood she moved to after retiring. We just happened upon this one incredible tulip amongst a bunch of greenery and a garden hose.
#bloomscrolling
Some watercolor monstera leaves for #firstfridayartwalk
Feeling a little gloomy. Posting some gloomy little seascapes.
Don’t go painting waterfalls, just stick to the naps and snacks that you’re used to
“I successfully spent all day resting” I should think instead of “I wasted my whole day off in bed”
Today was a doozy. I got the sign-off to swim again so it was all worth it.
I spent 13 hours with 3 coworkers today. I called them all my best friends, asked each of them who their favorite coworker is (none said me 😅), and opened up about my extreme fear of being interviewed.
I’d say it wasn’t the worst day but I could have been more unhinged.
This hag doesn’t want to go to work today (or any day).
Horses can’t tiptoe because their legs are actually fingers.
I’d be more into adventures if I had a magic school bus.
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@AoifeGreenhamIllustrations@mastodon.ie I have to set alarms and only turn them off when I’ve taken the medication
It’s “I’m tired” o’clock
A coworker I rarely interact with saw some pictures of me and said “you’re really funny.” So is it my face or?
I’m feverishly picking my skin. Being all scabby is sure to impress my date tomorrow.
Have your cake and eat a salad, too.
My unscented lotion has a scent 😔
My “get up and go” went down for a nap.
I’m feeling grateful this morning. I’m not in pain, my doomscrolling has been less doomy, and it’s still the beginning of the day.
Weird vibes only 💅✨
I have this neurotic need to know exactly why somebody likes me. It’s reassuring to hear “I like you” at first but then I just can’t stop wondering why.
NBD but I had a really productive day.
I woke up early, ate breakfast, went outside, ate second breakfast, napped, figured out my sexuality, played video games with my cousin, and now here I am, ready for bed on time.
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@marsiposa@social.coop I am but I’m getting used to it. I have an appointment with a surgeon tomorrow so hopefully it will be coming out soon. Thank you for asking!
A new day and a new opportunity to sabotage myself.
The good news is I’m in bed. The bad news is the sun is still up.
Physically I am unwell but mentally I am also unwell.
I wore all black to the beach. My mistake. It’s actually warm and sunny.
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Oh! And I’m afraid I’m just a sack of flesh full of dull memories that will be erased when I die.
But other than that I’m good.
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@mk30 It’s harder for my brain to want to look at the end of a book or piece versus the end of the page.
CPAP tubes should come in scents like those gas masks at the dentist’s office.
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Because if it does then I went on a date.
There’s nothing quite like a night alone with my thoughts and all the doomy news to start off a weekend.
What are the chances these 4 shots of espresso in my mocha will make me feel fine and good this morning?
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I also am afraid Gertrude will reproduce and spread out before attacking
I took the day off so I could spend the day at a pool. It was so much better than going to work!
I don’t get watching live music. It’s music! You’re supposed to HEAR it.