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Piper likes to hang out in Dad's closet where it's cool and quiet and you're not being chased by your little brother. #CatsOfMastodon #catsoftheforkiverse #caturday

Arthur still finds the bathroom to be the most mystifying room in the house. #CatsOfMastodon #catsoftheforkiverse

Arthur was hanging out in his box when the internal snacktime alarm went off. #CatsOfMastodon #catsoftheforkiverse

Maybe if I unplug Tegan and plug her back in... #CatsOfMastodon #catsoftheforkiverse

Before I vacuum, I move things off the ground to clear a path. I routinely throw the cat tunnels on top of the elliptical machine. (This has the added benefit of allowing the elliptical to actually be useful for something.) The cat tunnel's change in orientation triggers the need for a reinspection, and that's where Chief Safety and Consistency Evaluator Arthur comes in. #CatsOfMastodon #catsoftheforkiverse

Sleepy Arthur Report: sometimes, but not always, the size of the box correlates to the size of the nap. #catsoftheforkiverse #CatsOfMastodon

Tegan is my little Valentine panther. #CatsOfMastodon #catsoftheforkiverse

Arthur does his impression of a beauty supply. #CatsOfMastodon #catsoftheforkiverse

Squinting Selfie with Arthur. #CatsOfMastodon #catsoftheforkiverse

Don't worry! I did tell Arthur, "What a fine stretch!" #CatsOfMastodon #catsoftheforkiverse

Sleepy Arthur Report: my Ankle Warmer. #CatsOfMastodon #catsoftheforkiverse

I interrupted my three little felons — Tegan, Arthur, and Piper — discussing how to get rid of the body. #CatsOfMastodon #catsoftheforkiverse

Arthur: "I was napping, Dad! WTF?" #CatsOfMastodon #catsoftheforkiverse

Tegan is relaxing, but she keeps her toy nearby in case of any stuffed fish-related emergencies. #CatsOfMastodon #catsoftheforkiverse

Piper is proud to be an active contributor to the Sacrificial Chair Project. #CatsOfMastodon #catsoftheforkiverse

Arthur watches the neighborhood while Piper rummages through the toy box for a toy. #catsofmastodon #catsoftheforkiverse

For Throwback Thursday: here's Baby Arthur, implacable killing machine. #CatsOfMastodon #catsoftheforkiverse

Tegan keeps me company during my morning coffee. In the dim light, she's a perfect little fuzzy, purring Void. How can I be expected to leave for the day when she's being so sweet? #CatsOfMastodon #catsoftheforkiverse

Arthur took the initiative and sat on the loose shopping bags because someone had to! #CatsOfMastodon #catsoftheforkiverse

It's Arthur's 4th Gotcha Day Anniversary! Here's Baby Arthur, just joining in on the Sacrificial Chair Project, already in progress courtesy of his big sisters. #CatsOfMastodon #catsoftheforkiverse

Four years ago today we welcomed this little guy into our home and he immediately took over in the best possible way. Happy Gotcha Day, Arthur! We love you so so much! #CatsOfMastodon #catsoftheforkiverse

In case you were wondering, this blanket, too, belongs to Tegan. #CatsOfMastodon #catsoftheforkiverse