Goose

We'll miss you Ship. It's been a pleasure.

Quite often.

"there's oil on Kharg Island!"

There's also oil in Alaska, but that wouldn't require young White men dying for Israel, so they don't want that oil

Ass about to get the red ring of death like an Xbox

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They've once again put the "arse" in Arsenal

Mornin ☕️

He's not really retarded enough to drop a nuke, is he...?

...fuck, he is, isn't he...

Very very bad if true

Anyone else have dreams where you're trying to fight but all your punches land in slow motion and dont do anything?

Last night I had a dream where I was fighting, but all my swings were full-speed.

EVERYONE was catching hands 😈

Good morning Lady ☕️

Anything to distract you from the jew

dont watch the world cup then, because apparently its going to be full of kick-off and halftime shows like that

Counterpoint: PSG is French

@BrazilianContrarian@poa.st 2022 rematch in the final, perhaps

Meanwhile: Anfew wildfires have broken out in the last 24 hours. All within maybe half-hour drive of me. I've heard fire trucks several times today. Seems they've all been dealt with but they're certainly not compost burns. I'm thinking these accidents aren't accidental.

@BrazilianContrarian@poa.st Sorry bro but I'd love to see Norway get the upset

@BrazilianContrarian@poa.st Is Spain going to shit the bed?

Can't wait for the hangover cope to follow this.

Planet caravan by pantera

Welp! Here we go again!

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Out-fucking-standing

When your enemy is openly daring you to attack a certain place the way the Iranians have been, it's usually wise to go ahead and not do that.

@BrazilianContrarian@poa.st this aged well

Thanks, google

One thing that AI is interesting for is re-creating voices of people who aren't around anymore.

Like if a book is ever written about me id like the audiobook to be narrated by Telly Savales.

I wish they did the same with the f-14 :(

£1.5/L here. It's heating oil that's really gone crazy.

Tony Soprano has seemingly taken over the account.

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@BrazilianContrarian@poa.st Germany and NED both go down. Wild.

Cheers Dan. Good to hear from you

I saw this so now you have to.

Nah that one's fuckin weird

It appears Ros didn't have anyone to want to kill at work today so he's just taking it out on us now

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"The rewards of eternal life are straight bussin'."

If they're excited then maybe we should actually be worried.

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A much more enjoyable dare.

One thing I remember about the 2008 financial crisis was the number of vintage VW Beetles I would see whenever gas prices spiked. It's like millions of people had them mothballed for just such an occasion.

I suspect Cash 4 Clunkers claimed some of them, and probably the near-20 years of sitting and, just whatever else, has probably killed off a lot more. It makes me sad.

Assuming I return to America, my intention is to daily-drive a classic.

Gm ☕️

Just reply "nigger," that usually works

Who tf came up with April Fools anyway?

sh-shut up!

i might not at all, since Ireland and Italy would have been the only teams I would have cared about. All the matches in Philly are shite too. C'ote de Voire vs Ghana and shit.

Good morning Lady ☕️