In alliance with the Scottish Consulate, we are today announcing a special military operation against Freeside. We do not take decisions like this lightly, more details are to follow. #emfcamp #war @freeside@chaos.social
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HUGE news, folks. HUGE. 🚨🎉 Glastonledburyshire-on-Severn registrations are OPEN. Nobody does websites quite like it, nobody. ✅ Register now, then contact us for your citizenship status 🏅 and believe me, you want this citizenship. Many people are saying it. DON'T WAIT. 🔥
https://glastonledburyshire-on-severn-gov.uk/register #DigitalGlastonledburyshire_On_Severn
Glastonledburyshire-on-Severn Decree 1: Tents with more than one (1) ordinary occupier shall be designated as Tents of Multiple Occupation (TMO). All TMOs must hold a 9 litre water fire extinguisher per occupant, which shall be serviced daily. TMOs must also maintain a high pressure sprinkler system, ideally pointed at the occupants’ head while they sleep. #LegislateSafer #SaferGlastonledburyshire_On_Severn
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@thechaoszone@chaos.social We heard you - and we listen to the people, always - DJ is now on the titles list. Tremendous addition. Many DJs, very talented people, are going to want this. Nobody does titles quite like our Great Nation!
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@woof@unhinged.dog The great nation of Glastonledburyshire-on-Severn are planning to have a communal printer available, we can figure something out!