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@dallo@pouet.chapril.org noo... this can't be possible.... not *my* multi billion dollar companies..... (/s)

@rail@social.flufftech.net this happens to me sometimes

@anubiarts only one popcorn tall!

I just had the hardest cough of my life Why did i jinx myself

getting mistaken for a girl in high school because i was across the room from a secretary with poor eyesight and i was wearing a neon pink sweater has started an irreversible chain of events

@freeplay@wetdry.world you haven't lived until you've tried to copy something out of Excel and been told "we couldn't copy this data because another program may be using the clipboard" WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

@rail@social.flufftech.net WHAAT i didn't know about this company!! i wish i did, they actually look really high quality *and* far cheaper 😭

♡ ႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ fox on your timeline :3

it's national fox day!! :333

u know ur doing good things on the fediverse when someone messages you out of band asking wtf you reposted 😭 sorry bogggggg :3

repost this to nuke a thinkcentre inside some canadian foxgirl's basement

i sent ONE FUCKING REPLY

okay so it wasn't supposed to shake quite THAT much but i'll take it

It's so over

every time i teach another friend how my childhood cipher that i made to take obscure notes in elementary/HS works, i hear a booming voice in my head uttering the phrase "A new hand touches the beacon!"

just swapped out a server fan at work mid business day with no casualties Not like it was our main virtualization host or anything (it was)

@Stonley890@mastodon.social and just like that, another platform added to my "never engage" list 🙃

oops i haven't been federating for like a week cus my #vps got #compromised and i didn't have time to set everything up again. Hello world!

it should've been a sign to me when i developed an intense hate for "men's" bathing products... why does Irish Spring just obliterate your skin oil??? no!!!! bad!!!! dry and stupid!!!! i will use my trèsemme shampoo and conditioner and my dove soap bar and there is nothing society can do to stop me. i like bein clean AND pretty

@Stonley890@mastodon.social yayyyy!!!!!! :3

@FritzAdalis@infosec.exchange @ajroach42@retro.social @kevin@mastodon.km6g.us jellyfin is actually a fork of Emby! ive been using it for years now - started just for myself but now family and friends use the instance as well, and quite heavily at that - and it's been rock solid, no complaints here. i even have Jellyseerr set up and connected to Sonarr & Radarr, allowing end users to search for and request new movies, series, etc. once i approve the request, it gets automatically sent to Transmission for downloading, and then Jellyfin pulls it in, pulls in metadata, and voila!

@rail@social.flufftech.net you haven't lived until you've done legit sysadmin work while wearing a collar w/ a yubikey attached. im jus sayin

does your instance support MFM? it’s more likely than you think!

gonna log on to my facebook account which i abandoned entirely in like 2018 and update my relationship status to "taken" to ensure data correctness and confuse the living daylights out of my elder family members

@redsad@ohai.social The Evil And Plural Wooden Horse

@sereeena@infosec.exchange I DO THIS!!

@benjojo@benjojo.co.uk this is insanely cool!! what's the process?

@vncresolver@fedi.computernewb.com bahaha my thingy makes the rounds once more this isn't even my IP anymore 😭

@Houl@wetdry.world hgegegeheheheheh,,, RE: https://wetdry.world/@Houl/116974409396990601

java and js syntax isn't exactly the same but it's just close enough for my brain to short circuit sometimes and get confused as heck

It's okay to post about crimes on the computer because nothing is real on the computer You can trust me because I said so!

y'know i used to be a hater of RP but i think i kinda get it now

becoming an adult and a somewhat professional one at that is so fucking weird. yes sir nice to meet you, let me shake your hand only to call it a paw once i go back home