mastodon 4.3.8+glitchHow much should you panic on news of impending snow in the Greater French Toast Region, a.k.a. the Boston area? The French Toast Alert lets you know just how much bread, milk and eggs you need.
NWS at 1:52 p.m. "Area of most concern continues to be the east coast of MA, especially south of Boston."
Also: "NE winds will be relentlessly gusty through Sunday, gusting 35-45 mph for most inland locations and as high as 45-55 mph along the coast at times."
https://forecast.weather.gov/product.php?site=NWS&issuedby=BOX&product=AFD&format=CI&version=1&glossary=1&highlight=off
"Anomalous" fall nor'easter could bring leaf-laden trees down on power lines, NWS says
https://www.universalhub.com/2026/anomalous-fall-noreaster-could-bring-leaf-laden-trees-down-power-lines
We don't normally get our weather news from a Red Sox blog, but, there's a potential nor'easter brewing that could affect playoff action (rain at least, not snow).
https://www.universalhub.com/2026/we-dont-normally-get-our-weather-news-red-sox-blog-theres-potential
Might want to bring some floaties if you go out Sunday afternoon
https://www.universalhub.com/2026/might-want-bring-some-floaties-if-you-go-out-sunday-afternoon
Dagnabbit! Blame us, we guess: We'd just pulled the French Toast Alert banner off the UHub home page - beginning of April, temps in the 60s, of course it was time. Only it wasn't. NWS says we could see some snow between 10 and 11 p.m. on Tuesday (which seems unusually specific, but whatever). "Little or now snow accumulation expected," they say. So we'll stay at 1 Slice/Low for now, but all of a sudden we feel the need to gnaw our fingernails a little.
https://bostonfrenchtoast.com
Some hatch battening required. The Greater French Toast Region probably won't see any snow this weekend (that's more of a Shelbyville idea), but we've got a wind advisory of our very own! So secure those porch umbrellas and your smaller dogs and children.
https://bostonfrenchtoast.com
As we watch a Boston City Council hearing on snow removal, we look outside the French Toast Bunker and see: It's snowing.
We're doomed: Jim Cantore is in Plymouth
https://weather.com/forecast/video/winter-storm-hernando-impacts-massachusetts-blizzard-flooding
Rage, rage against the swirling of the snow
https://www.universalhub.com/2026/rage-rage-against-swirling-snow
That was certainly something! But now it's all over but the shoveling, at least here inside 128, right? Well, we could actually see some more snow Weds., doesn't sound like much, but given how much is already on the ground, even a little is too much, so we're only going down to 3 Slices/Elevated for now.
You know the old joke about how if you don't like the weather here, wait a moment? Here's what the NWS says about today: "Looking like we'll be experiencing two seasons today." Started out warmish and rainy, but will end cold and sleety/snowy. Maybe as much as 2-inches snowy, although that's more likely westa 495, but still, "reduced visibilities likely during the PM commute."
So tonight would be a good night to settle in with a nice warm plate of French toast!
https://bostonfrenchtoast.com
Snow! On April 7! But at least it was the good kind: Looks nice, doesn't stick.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-3iM1HHhB9w
Wu just now: Snow emergency, you bet.
Storm of potentially "historic proportions."
Kids: No school on Mon.
City offices, libraries closed. Trash pickup delayed 1 day.
Space savers: Yes! Up to 48 hours after end of emergency declaration. Except South End and Bay Village, where you know what you've done.
https://www.universalhub.com/2026/snow-emergency-declared-boston-no-school-space-savers-galore
@paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange No Waffle Houses in New England were closed today - because there are no Waffle Houses in New England.