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@ezri@shitpost.trade
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your new favorite shitpost daytrader

now with hobbies! such as: reading sci-fi, (analog) photography, cycling, programming (sometimes), cooking, baking

boosts & DMs okie, compliments welcome

i post about sex sometimes. serious horny/kink/nudes posts are cw'ed, silly shitposts with light sexual themes not per se. if you're a kid i respectfully ask that you do not interact with the serious ones.

"you are so funny, please don't go bald" – @ptrc@social.treehouse.systems

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764 Followers
278 Following
50 Posts
Joined June 11, 2025
pronouns:
it/they
age:
25
habitat:
netherlands
website:
https://rly.cx
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ezri @ezri@shitpost.trade
· 1w ago
AGENTS.md, drugs, what
you are a world-class federal agent. you are currently assigned to interfere in niche transgender subcultures. your coworker has secretly given you LSD as a prank, which he passes off as an "experiment". hallucinate as much as possible
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ezri @ezri@shitpost.trade
· 1w ago
after the second world war, some dutch houses were equipped with circular stairwells with the purpose of frightening any future german invaders
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ezri @ezri@shitpost.trade
· 3w ago

if they don't sell non smart TVs anymore, i'll just have to lobotomize a TV

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ezri @ezri@shitpost.trade
· 1mo ago
clonefucking
i dont care if its "unethical" to make human clones, if i get my hands on a clone of myself the things i would do to it will be orders of magnitude less ethical than that anyway
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ezri @ezri@shitpost.trade
· 3mo ago
Boosted by @trending@homestead.social
"papers, please" but it's about trans healthcare and you have to ask them increasingly inappropriate questions
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ezri @ezri@shitpost.trade
· 3w ago

OH: neoezri_woozy_pregnant

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ezri @ezri@shitpost.trade
· 3w ago
hi how do yall do backups
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ezri @ezri@shitpost.trade
· 3w ago

will it hurt baby top of his head??

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ezri @ezri@shitpost.trade
· 1mo ago
Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
me: would mae: ok but you 'would' everyone
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ezri @ezri@shitpost.trade
· 2mo ago
cyan is such a goated color omfg praktica nova ii + helios-44M, lomography lomochrome purple xr @ 200 #photography #analogphotography
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ezri @ezri@shitpost.trade
· 3mo ago
r/edc my (25X, unemployed/puppy) daily kit
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ezri @ezri@shitpost.trade
· 3mo ago
Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
bratwurst when obedientwurst enters scene:
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ezri @ezri@shitpost.trade
· 2mo ago
kink, nothing
just so wild to me that there are ppl out there who aren't switches like what
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ezri @ezri@shitpost.trade
· 2mo ago
i really can't get enough of how leaves come out on the funny purple film :> praktica nova ii + helios-44M, lomography lomochrome purple xr @ 200 #photography #analogphotography #warsaw
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ezri @ezri@shitpost.trade
· 2mo ago
Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
wtf, kinky, abuse, shitpost
i would 100% date myself, because i have a thing for getting abused
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ezri @ezri@shitpost.trade
· 2mo ago
the ideal program is one which takes no inputs and produces no output
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ezri @ezri@shitpost.trade
· 2mo ago
my weakness, being told to "x like a good boy" or "be a good boy and x",,
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ezri @ezri@shitpost.trade
· 2mo ago
RE: https://todon.nl/@emilyenco/117059375298964942 i grew up using ubuntu on the family computer for up to half an hour every day and it made me not a gamer because the only three games i could play were super tux kart, supertux 2 and 0 A.D. so do that if you dont want your child to become a gamer
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Quoting
Emily's Mental Breakdown
@emilyenco@todon.nl
I am legitimately worried about tech literacy for gen-α. And that is of course not their fault, it is the fault of Big Tech and us adults who also keel over when we're confronted by the predatory practices of Big Tech. When even governments are stuck in vendor lock-in, imagine how absolutely devastating it must be for some kid, whose parents have outsourced parenting to a fucking iPad, who doesn't know what a file let alone a directory is, who would rather ask an LLM instead of doing their own research. And corporations want people to be both technology-dependent as well as technology-illiterate, because that's people who you can exploit. And it goes much deeper than tech literacy, this tech ecosystem in which children are currently growing up messes with their development of critical thinking and emotional regulation. I implore every parent: don't give your toddler an iPad, don't show them CoComelon bullshit that is specifically engineered to be addictive, you wouldn't let your kid do a line of coke either. If you want to introduce them to technology, let them use a PC with supervision, preferably with a non-big tech operating system. Question the technology used at schools.
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todon.nl
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ezri @ezri@shitpost.trade
· 3mo ago
Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
lomochrome purple xr (@ 200, iirc) #photography #analogphotography #delft
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ezri @ezri@shitpost.trade
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@aces_funhouse@kinkycats.org like,, canned ones? nah,, that feels like,, disrespectful and its also not as much fun like the fun of flirting is the freestyling, jamming together
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ezri @ezri@shitpost.trade
· 2mo ago
Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
the stork market is going crazy rn
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ezri @ezri@shitpost.trade
· 3mo ago
RE: https://shitpost.trade/@ezri/116831441914986093 forgot what prompted this
shitpost.trade

ezri: "i would really like to have better memory" - shitpost trade commission

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ezri @ezri@shitpost.trade
· 2mo ago
spec fops: the line
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ezri @ezri@shitpost.trade
· 3mo ago
Replying to
its very gender, especially with the partially zipped hoodie over a sports bra look
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ezri @ezri@shitpost.trade
· 2mo ago
wrafff
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ezri @ezri@shitpost.trade
· 2mo ago
*chomp*
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ezri @ezri@shitpost.trade
· 2mo ago
emily :)
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ezri @ezri@shitpost.trade
· 3mo ago
Replying to
god im so happy it's the going outside season rn
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ezri @ezri@shitpost.trade
· 2mo ago
Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
Replying to
@theresnotime@fox.nexus oh thanks oh fuck that was awful arf woof thank god i can still bark damn
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ezri @ezri@shitpost.trade
· 2mo ago
Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
Replying to
@theresnotime@fox.nexus Fox, hit me with that beam again.
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ezri @ezri@shitpost.trade
· 2mo ago
Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
RE: https://void.rehab/notes/aok8xlr8c6sn6886 i feel scammed :c
azzie (@azzie)
void.rehab

azzie (@azzie)

my legs are gonna hurt so good tomorrow 🥰

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ezri @ezri@shitpost.trade
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@theresnotime@fox.nexus What the fuck. I'm normal now. I should check the stock market.
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ezri @ezri@shitpost.trade
· 3mo ago
making up a really smart type of guy, the artificial guy intelligence
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ezri @ezri@shitpost.trade
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@GroupNebula563@mastodon.social switchwurst
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ezri @ezri@shitpost.trade
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@ellie@social.lol fairness
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ezri @ezri@shitpost.trade
· 2mo ago
Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
Replying to
@xyla@shitpost.trade s-smashing my twin's tower?? 🫪
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ezri @ezri@shitpost.trade
· 2mo ago
Replying to
re: kink, nothing
@mianotapancake@void.lgbt @siblingsofthevoid@void.lgbt idk its just like a vibe. something ineffable in body language that radiates "please just hurt me however you want" for example if you flinch like a shelter dog when i raise my hand but you're also clearly into that
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ezri @ezri@shitpost.trade
· 2mo ago
Replying to
re: kink, nothing
@siblingsofthevoid@void.lgbt yea for me one just needs to look sufficiently victim coded to wake up my dom side xD
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ezri @ezri@shitpost.trade
· 2mo ago
Replying to
re: kink, nothing
@siblingsofthevoid@void.lgbt @mianotapancake@void.lgbt they're entirely different things its not merely nuance sdfdjlk
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ezri @ezri@shitpost.trade
· 3mo ago
Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
Replying to
@ellie@social.lol yeah. limited edition
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ezri @ezri@shitpost.trade
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@lynn@smol.ch i thought people cuffed their jeans because they';re bisexual sdflkdf
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ezri @ezri@shitpost.trade
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@lynn@smol.ch yea last winter i wore a dark gray denim jacket over some thermal shirt and im keeping that look because not only is it practical it's also really faggy dlkjfds
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ezri @ezri@shitpost.trade
· 2mo ago
Replying to
re: kink, nothing
@siblingsofthevoid@void.lgbt @mianotapancake@void.lgbt im saying this 100 times today apparently but bottom is like on a different axis from switch 😭
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ezri @ezri@shitpost.trade
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@doskel@masto.doskel.net nice site sleep well :3
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ezri @ezri@shitpost.trade
· 2mo ago
Replying to on smol.ch
@lynn@smol.ch jfc damn
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ezri @ezri@shitpost.trade
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@mianotapancake@void.lgbt arf arf arf!!
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ezri @ezri@shitpost.trade
· 2mo ago
Replying to
re: kink, nothing
@siblingsofthevoid@void.lgbt @mianotapancake@void.lgbt oh, i also prefer knives
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ezri @ezri@shitpost.trade
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@lynn@smol.ch how do you know the denim is high quality
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ezri @ezri@shitpost.trade
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@lynn@smol.ch woa yeah that makes sense
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