The Evil Microwizard

@JamesBoag@mastodon.scot "Don't be wack, scroll it back" That's it! The new gadget everyone must have - an auto-back-scroller that detects when you start to leave a web page and immediately starts rotating your mouse wheel to get it back up to the top first. I'll get on the horn to Ronco! /s 🤣

@LadyDragonfly@universeodon.com gender: concealed GANDER: REVEALED

@rstevens Umberto Maxx would deliver the Name of the Rose as a 90 minute action thriller 💥😅

@the_arto@jorts.horse @JamesBoag@mastodon.scot I was actually thinking of a small physical gadget that attaches over a mouse wheel that operates in tandem with a bit of code watching for signs that you are about to leave a web page, that would spin up a tiny roller to roll your mouse wheel appropriately. 🖱️🍥😂 "The Skrollit-Bak™ from RONCO!!" 🤣

@jennifercobbe If this happened in the USA the iPad would misspell it "HIPPA" 😅

@berniethewordsmith@mastodon.online Note that to read @catvalente@mastodon.world's whole article you need to be a paid subscriber. It's tempting... 😎👍

@geoffreyfowler @washingtonpost For the paywalled: https://archive.ph/Q2h4x

@L_howes@mastodon.social Wow! 😳 "AI" is really going in all the wrong directions, isn't it...

@vowe@social.heise.de Yuo. Know it

@micefearboggis@fediscience.org It's Blipverts without the -vert! Brilliant!

@jef@mastodon.social I LOVE that!