"dog eats prog" would be an amazing name for a transfem punk band
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Kris 
@endali@tech.lgbt
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Tune in, turn on, burn out in the acid rain
Obsessed with post-punk & vaporwave 🎶
Goth DJ 🎧 Bassist-in-training 🎸
May or may not be a vampire 🧛🏻
"Looks like a boy, but something doesn't feel quite right..."
Follow requests subject to vibe check. All opinions are my own. I occasionally boost NSFW stuff (always with a CW).
"Kris is proof that sexuality isn’t a choice” ― @yassie_j@labyrinth.zone
"fedi's sweetest vampire :3" ― @jiub@not.an.evilcyberhacker.net
"Kris makes my feed cuter and gother" ― @nenmyx@tech.lgbt
"kris is the gayest ad for yamaha that ive ever seen" ― @LucasWerkmeister@wikis.world
"my timeline has been blessed with gay vampire twink" ― @miles@snug.moe
"Kris would be called Cris if he wasn’t a part of KDE" ― @byte@awawa.club
"chat the goth twink is serving again" ― @indigoviolet@tech.lgbt
"gay ass drow" ― @admirallazuli@catwithaclari.net
"not beating the soup enjoyer allegations" ― @pierogiburo@tech.lgbt
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Joined December 24, 2022
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This year, after the Katowice pride march, once again we are holding a queer-themed edition of our Gothic Silesia: Cities in Dust party - Gay Goth Dance Machine! 
We've upgraded our setup a ton since last year's edition through our usual monthly parties, so we hope this time will be even better :3
We've upgraded our setup a ton since last year's edition through our usual monthly parties, so we hope this time will be even better :3I turn 28 today, guh
selfie, no ec, skirtkris
Going out into the heat
Me when somebody asks me anything about a topic im hyperfixating on
i have discovered the xxafterlife.com and im in love
In the West Berlin by Night VtM chronicle I'm in, when my character asked the Sheriff for her and the Prince's permission to stay in the domain, she nonchalantly and (presumably) jokingly asked them to "just send them a letter about it".
So my awkward, deadpan Tzimisce neonate did just that.
The chronicle is set in a non-specific year in the early 80s, and my OC's (Ivo) haven is the Carl Schoening iron foundry, which was a real place (nowadays an art gallery). I did a lot of digging about the history of the place, and I decided to create an official letterhead for the company. They never had a logo I could use, so I found a stylised font that would look like a low quality print of the era, and used it for the template.
I actually dug up a scan of a West Berlin telephone book from 1983, and found their official address and phone number from that year in there.
I printed it out, and used my grandma's old Łucznik 1303 typewriter to write the letter.
I absolutely love making silly little things like this <3
bread and water soup
right wing violence mention
Boosted by @trending@homestead.social
The names of transport companies that appear on trucks will never cease to be an amazing source of humor for queer group chats
Anyway, prague time and then nijmegen time
how it feels to only use presets in VSTs
Reposting this because I can't find the OG fedi post
Volpeon probably feels like Oppenheimer after seeing all the horrors people have done with neoemoji edits
i have never pakiged so hard
i have 8 pakiges on the way to me
pakige,,
pakige!!!!!! 
la soupe homosexuelle
gods the A and C euro redesigns look so bad
straight out of a boring corporate powerpoint presentation
oh right, new euro redesigns
all the ones with people are meh at best
The "I" design is peak though
i dont think Gary Gygax knew what levels of goth gayness he was unleashing upon the world in 1977 when he first wrote about the drow in the 1st edition D&D monster manual
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You get off quickly and with a spring in your step head home. On the way you notice workers putting the finishing touches on the last road-to-bike-lane transformation project in your neighborhood. Finally, you see the multi-family housing unit your polyfamily lives in. One of your partners is tinkering with the new, free solar panels that were installed last week, while the rest of them are relaxing in the communal garden out in the back. In front of the building, right on the middle of the street, children are playing some form of tag in between the trees. You barely have time to react before your kid splits away from the rest of the group and gives you a hug, squeezing with all their strength. As soon as that happens, you hear your name being shouted to the left. Turns out all your partners have gathered on the sidewalk and are waving towards you, with smiles on their faces. A warmth fills your heart, as your mind naturally wanders towards the thought: “life is good”. (3/3)
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At the nearest corner you enter your favorite bakery and after a short chat with the cute baker person that works there, you grab some bread from them to take home. Afterwards, you head straight to the nearest tramstop and sit down there. You spend about three minutes looking up at the beautiful, mid rise mixed use buildings covered by lush vines and colorful murals, before your tram arrives. You hop in, grab the first available handle and take out the flip phone from your pocket. Without thinking, your finger taps on the news app, and headlines jump out at your eyes.
“WORLD’S LAST COAL POWER PLANT OFFICIALLY CLOSED”
“TRANS-SIBERIAN HIGH SPEED RAIL TO BE FINISHED NEXT YEAR, REPORT SAYS”
“EUROPEAN FEDERATION PRESIDENT: “FREE ELECTRICITY AND HEATING IS A HUMAN RIGHT”
After spending some time reading an interview with bed-ridden Nigel Farage, who claims that Brexit 2 would save Britain from pesky labor laws and make it great for business again, the tram speaker announces that your stop is next. (2/3)
Thanks blizzard, you suck ass as usual
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(on my twinkpad [with arch btw] in LibreOffice Writer i'd like to add [gay])
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@yassie_j@snowdin.town @natty@astolfo.social yeah, blizzard is extremely calculative when it comes to this (throwback to the time they developed a "diversity calculation tool")
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@natty@astolfo.social nahh, the young generations here are very progressive, but there are there plenty of far right influencers that could potentially start some shit i guess
Still, its oddball that blizzard thinks we are like saudi arabia or something :ms_woozy:
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@ShadowJonathan it must be a followers only post or something, the link doesnt work either :<
this song has been stuck in my head for the past few days and ive been singing it around the apartment and my partner is losing her mind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WD2hk28W9Sk
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@Shirei@fedi.absturztau.be @natty@astolfo.social uhhh, what do you mean you are conservative?? 👀👀