Toots McGee
mastodon 4.7.3Elephants are better than birds. Kicked off Twitter for calling Elon a lying bitch. Likes a #pint & petting a #dog or #cat. In a flyover state in America. Bears, Cubs, & #Boardgames.
Also on Bluesky.
Alt Mastodon account @emmreef1
Let's play some #hashtaggames
Header: Pop-tart mascot holding sign that says "dreams really do come true"
Profile pic: man with handlebar mustache and machine on head
🎶 in the midnight hour, she cried Morse, Morse, Morse
Watership Calm Down
You know you've been playing video games a little too long
The Hills Have Popeyes
Lipi-thor
Downward Dogie Howser MD
Eat Pray Yawn
Omlettes Make A Deal
M.A.S.H. potatos
An Oatmeal Raisin in the Sun
Mambo Number EF5
The freaks come out
Crocodile Rock
Lexapro Luther
Delt-ugh Airlines
Half Baked Beans
Clark Kent's editor Perry White would continue to say "Great Caeser's Ghost"
Morse than a feeling
Pelican't buy me love
Anything Bari Weiss is involved with
King of the Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill
Don't say "take me to your leader" when visiting. You wouldn't want to meet him
The Great Catsby
The Manischewitz from UNCLE
This is boring
If you are dining on the Nostromo and feel violently ill like something is going to burst out of you, please excuse yourself to the ship's bathroom
Burger King Ralph
Anything by New Disorder
Storage Warhammer
Beta Flight Blockers
Crypto the Super Dog
Con Air Conditioner