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drmorr

@drmorr@hachyderm.io
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Optimizer. Photographer. In disbelief that computers actually work. Accidentally writing a role-playing game. (he/him)

303 Followers
185 Following
41 Posts
Joined January 26, 2023
Blog:
https://blog.appliedcomputing.io
GitHub:
https://github.com/drmorr0
Company:
https://appliedcomputing.io
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drmorr @drmorr@hachyderm.io
· 2mo ago
I updated the DNS haiku, y'all: everyone forgot about the certificates they changed and things broke #certificates #devops #softwareengineering
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drmorr @drmorr@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago

man I'm real tired of literally everything not working right now

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drmorr @drmorr@hachyderm.io
· 2mo ago
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@mattblaze@federate.social the other difference is that nobody talks on the phone anymore. I went all day as a T-Mobile customer and had no idea they were having any sort of outage.
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drmorr @drmorr@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago

In case you missed it, this is my SRECon recap, featuring all of my favorite talks!

https://blog.appliedcomputing.io/p/srecon-2026-recap

#srecon

blog.appliedcomputing.io

SRECon 2026 Recap

Last month I had the pleasure of going to SRECon 2026 Americas in Seattle; I realized that I posted the transcript of my talk but I didn’t actually do a recap of the conference itself, so I’m going to use this post to do so.

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drmorr @drmorr@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago

Copy fail has really brought the armchair security experts out of the woodwork

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drmorr @drmorr@hachyderm.io
· 13mo ago

This is a post by Anastasjia Uspenski about how the "myth of the 10x engineer" is actively harmful (the post is itself based on a talk by @mipsytipsy@hachyderm.io at the Craft Conference in Budapest):

https://shiftmag.dev/10x-engineers-charity-majors-5755/?ref=cloudnative.now

"If there is a single non-negotiable truth in Charity’s worldview, it’s this: shipping is how engineers learn. Not architecture diagrams. Not months of planning. Not 400-comment design docs. Shipping."

Are you chasing the 10x engineer dream — or building a 10x team?
ShiftMag

Are you chasing the 10x engineer dream — or building a 10x team?

Organizations built on heroes eventually break. You don’t need a 10x engineers — you need a 10x organization that scales sustainably.

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drmorr @drmorr@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
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@Migueldeicaza@mastodon.social lol it got half of the things incorrect, despite me not taking any particularly extreme measures to protect anything.
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drmorr @drmorr@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
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@lindsey @dan I had sl installed for a little while and then got rid of it because of ~~how annoying it was~~ how bad I am at typing
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drmorr @drmorr@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago

I stayed up late to (finally) finish stranger things season 5. "it'll be just after midnight," i told myself. "not that much later than I normally stay up, it'll be fine."

I did not factor in the extra thirty minutes I would need to stop bawling my eyes out 😭😭😭

I believe.

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drmorr @drmorr@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago

I guess claude has a dependency on github.

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drmorr @drmorr@hachyderm.io
· 6mo ago
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"No one ever made a decision because of a number. They need a story" Daniel Kahneman. #srecon
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drmorr @drmorr@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
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@b0rk@social.jvns.ca (I'm really sorry, I was making a 12yo joke 💩 , I'll get out of your mentions now)
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drmorr @drmorr@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
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@jawnsy look the last one was only five years ago, jeez.
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drmorr @drmorr@hachyderm.io
· 11mo ago

Gonna liveblog @Rejekts@hachyderm.io over here! Follow along if you want.

#kubernetes #kubecon #rejekts

hachyderm.io

Cloud Native Rejekts (@Rejekts@hachyderm.io) - Hachyderm.io

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drmorr @drmorr@hachyderm.io
· 6mo ago
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We're discussing how this applies to the Therac-25 story. The simple story is that "it's about race conditions", but the real story is a lot more complicated. One example: the machine would frequently error and the errors were harmless, and in this case the error meant "the patient's dose is too high" but the operators didn't have that info. #srecon
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drmorr @drmorr@hachyderm.io
· 6mo ago
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Another story, told by Edward Tufte (of Visual Display of Quantitative Information fame) said this was about "poor information presentation and bad visualization". Not surprising that an info-vis guy said it was an info-vis problem 🤣 #srecon
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drmorr @drmorr@hachyderm.io
· 6mo ago
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"Stories" stick in your head, which is helpful for getting information into the heads of people who need it. #srecon
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drmorr @drmorr@hachyderm.io
· 6mo ago
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When something negative, surprising, or unexpected (like an incident) happened, the human response is "How could this bad thing have happened????????" Stories are important because they are a tool that humans have developed to make sense of senseless events. #srecon
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drmorr @drmorr@hachyderm.io
· 6mo ago
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  1. The story needs to be anomalous -- something in the story needs to disrupt your mental model of the world. There needs to be a disconnect between your belief and reality. Example: "This should never happen!" which means "I never expected that to happen!"

#srecon

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drmorr @drmorr@hachyderm.io
· 6mo ago
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How to get better at storytelling? Lots of practice! If you're involved in incidents you'll have lots of practice, and you can tell them to people at SRECon :D #srecon
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drmorr @drmorr@hachyderm.io
· 6mo ago
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"So what, Lorin, you told us all this stuff, what am I supposed to do with it?" One take-away: when you do your incident writeups, tell it as a story. #srecon
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drmorr @drmorr@hachyderm.io
· 6mo ago
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The incident prevention grand challenge is "How do you get the right information into the heads of the right people at the exact moment when they need it?" #srecon
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drmorr @drmorr@hachyderm.io
· 6mo ago
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(Is this a good time to plug ACRL's one public postmortem? 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣) https://blog.appliedcomputing.io/p/postmortem-intermittent-failure-in #srecon
Postmortem: Intermittent Failure in SimKube CI Runners
blog.appliedcomputing.io

Postmortem: Intermittent Failure in SimKube CI Runners

On Wednesday, November 26, 2025, while testing changes to ACRL’s SimKube CI Runner, an ACRL employee discovered an intermittent failure in the runner.

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drmorr @drmorr@hachyderm.io
· 6mo ago
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A third story told by Diane Vaughan said that challenger was a story about normalization of deviance. If you tuned a noisy alert, that is normalization of deviance: if the alert is firing, but the system is healthy, we make the alert less noisy! We do this all the time. #srecon
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drmorr @drmorr@hachyderm.io
· 6mo ago
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The details of a story depend a lot on the perspective of the storyteller. Example: the Challenger disaster. Feynman wrote an appendix to the "official" synopsis of the accident. He said this was a story about "management underestimating risks" #srecon
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drmorr @drmorr@hachyderm.io
· 6mo ago
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When it comes to incidents, there are different kinds or styles of stories you can tell:

  1. "The horror story": we failed over and the problem followed us to the new region! 😱
  2. "The morality tale": the engineer ignored the failing test and the bad code made it to production 😡

#srecon

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drmorr @drmorr@hachyderm.io
· 6mo ago
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"Only a fool learns from his own mistakes, a wise man learns from the mistakes of others" -- unknown We've also talked a lot about vicarious learning, e.g., learning from watching or listening to someone else. Example: Shoulder-surfing while someone is looking up dashboards. #srecon
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drmorr @drmorr@hachyderm.io
· 6mo ago
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  1. The story needs to be immutable (this is kindof a weird term to use): important details are preserved as the story gets passed on.

#srecon

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drmorr @drmorr@hachyderm.io
· 7mo ago
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@adrian@discuss.systems is that still legal?
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drmorr @drmorr@hachyderm.io
· 7mo ago
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@adrian@discuss.systems yea, will do it again next week I think. Or maybe I'll try shepherder's bread again.
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drmorr @drmorr@hachyderm.io
· 10mo ago
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@saraislet@infosec.exchange this feels like a @hazelweakly@hachyderm.io toot.
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drmorr @drmorr@hachyderm.io
· 7mo ago
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@adrian@discuss.systems yesterday I made challah, it was going to be really good, and then I popped it in the oven, didn't set a timer, and promptly forgot about it for the next hour and a half 😭😭😭😭
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drmorr @drmorr@hachyderm.io
· 6mo ago
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We're comparing "nursing" to "SRE" -- for example, a patient is deteriorating but it isn't showing up in their vitals yet. In engineering, this is like the system is in bad shape but no alerts have fired yet. #srecon
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drmorr @drmorr@hachyderm.io
· 7mo ago
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@adrian@discuss.systems Well? Did you?
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drmorr @drmorr@hachyderm.io
· 6mo ago
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Claim: good stories have two properties to be "useful" for some nebulous definition of "useful" #srecon
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drmorr @drmorr@hachyderm.io
· 6mo ago
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@elmiko uhoh what happened?
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drmorr @drmorr@hachyderm.io
· 6mo ago
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What kind of muppet are you? #srecon
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drmorr @drmorr@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
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@b0rk@social.jvns.ca I hate getting hit by doodies
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drmorr @drmorr@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago

lol

lmao even

https://www.briefs.co/news/uber-torches-entire-2026-ai-budget-on-claude-code-in-four-months/

Uber Spends Full 2026 AI Budget in 4 Months
Briefs Finance

Uber Spends Full 2026 AI Budget in 4 Months

Uber burned its entire 2026 AI budget on Claude Code and Cursor in just 4 months. Engineers' API costs ranged from $500 to $2,000.

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drmorr @drmorr@hachyderm.io
· 6mo ago
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"Stories" are good when you can't shoulder-surf. #srecon
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