Erin Fogg

"can u explain the gaps in your CV" yes those are spaces they help you know what's a word and what's another word, it's the long bar on the keyboard here gimme your phone I can help u it's easy

Inputing my period data in the UFO tracking apps and my UFO sightings in the period tracker apps, to jam the info

Why the fuck do we have so many cops & so many FBI agents & so many sprawling law enforcement intelligence fusion networks if all they ever do is say "the victim didn't email us back so we never followed up on their accusations against Jeffery Epstein" or "she sounds crazy, allegations disregarded"

I know why and you do too but it's still worth asking loudly and repeatedly

It would be extremely funny if it happens today

Me: *only drives like 15m 2x a day for school drop-off and pick-up*

The local millennial radio station playing the greatest hits of the 80s, 90s, and today: *plays 99 Luftballoons so often this week that I've heard it multiple times a day every day*

Me: This is fine, and probably good

St Patrick's Day enjoyers
🤝
Raw milk cultists

🥰 My milk is green 🥰

Calling cops thieving sex predators with cheating wives is NEVER defamation

Today's act of antifascist anti-imperialist resistance: Mourning the CIA World FactBook, apparently

Have they put Charlie Kirk in Fortnite yet

No no I think it's fine that Bob Saget asking if you've ever sucked dick for marijuana in that scene in Half Baked is now just everyday off the cuff financial advice from the head of the US federal department of Health and Human Services

What if a birding app but for IDing and cataloging the many diverse kinds of American law enforcement that u encounter in your every day ordinary life

Psst hey kid, you wanna see the world? I lost my access to cheap oil and I got a free college tuition in here if u help me find it

Looking forward to Gavin Newsom's next podcast with his special guest, Everyone Alive in the Files, where he will politely agree with them that women are objects and children are property and that it's unfair for trans people to do karaoke, because of the advantages

Okay so how literal is the American Century of Humiliation actually cuz I feel pretty well humiliated already, enough for thousands of years for millions of people and there's still like 2,999,984 files left to parse thru

Me, giggling internally cuz I know I'm only gonna throw them away when I get home cuz I like the flavor but not the texture: Yes, add pickles please

Has Marianne Williamson figured out if birds know if they look like that yet or

Anything you can say should happen to jackboot scum on the median social media platform without being banned the compromise position

Cities: Tourism is what we want, come here from wherever, to our city

Also cities: Cops and feds and troops is what we have, here from wherever, in our city

Also also cities: Would u just look at all the outsider instigators, here from wherever, arrested by all these cops, feds & troops we have here, in our city