John Wilson

“The miraculous Shit-Raining Machine, from which there will be NO HOPE OF RELIEF, promises to unlock PREVIOUSLY UNIMAGINABLE AND CURRENTLY VAGUE BENEFITS FOR HUMANKIND, such as:

• Business things
• Other stuff
• WE MUST CREATE IT

Could the Shit Machine END WORLD HUNGER? It’s NOT IMPOSSIBLE in the most LITERAL SENSE, which is all the justification we need to invest an AMOUNT OF MONEY that would OTHERWISE BY ITSELF END ACTUAL WORLD HUNGER.”

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/we-must-create-the-shit-machine

My #minnebar talk was good in parts, rough in parts, but im really proud of this first slide.

This is Robbie Bennett, the keyboard player for the War On Drugs. I took this picture with, and edited this picture on my Mom’s iPhone 12 Pro

At the very last second, I submitted my session for #minnebar this year.

Behold: Editing Photos On Your Phone With No Apps

(Edit: I had a thing on the title that said "No Apps and No AI" but then I looked at the list of sessions and it was like AI this and AI that and I thought well fudge... why not just leave AI out of the title and description and maybe people will figure it out)

https://sessions.minnestar.org/sessions/2124

@inthehands@hachyderm.io hope your session went well! I heard they are recording it and will post it later, so I went to a different session. Probably should have stuck with yours, but I would have had FOMO either way.

I’m looking forward to seeing it!

My session went well, with some tech issues at the beginning