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celeste 💫

@celeste@router.sex
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security researcher, LKML ban survivor

mostly active on birdsite,
https://x.com/vmfunc

https://vmfunc.re

working on semiconductors at a chip company by day

breaking computers with
https://ud2.rip and https://nullpt.rs by night

🇪🇺🏳️‍⚧️ΘΔ

more "personal" account, expect less filtering compared to usual posts on other platforms

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Website:

https://vmfunc.re

Github:

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Twitter:

https://x.com/vmfunc

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celeste 💫 @celeste@router.sex
· 7mo ago
Replying to on tech.lgbt
@littlefoxone@tech.lgbt posture hard...
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celeste 💫 @celeste@router.sex
· 7mo ago
Replying to
@briankrebs@infosec.exchange ah it was actually the same day as my writeup, what a coincidence
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celeste 💫 @celeste@router.sex
· 7mo ago
isn't the view spectacular
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celeste 💫 @celeste@router.sex
· 7mo ago

power isn't given, it is taken

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celeste 💫 @celeste@router.sex
· 7mo ago

The morning light is turning blue, the feeling is bizarre
The night is almost over, I still don't know where you are
The shadows, yeah, they keep me pretty like a movie star

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celeste 💫 @celeste@router.sex
· 7mo ago

I'll drink blood and chew on bones
And I will, finally be a star

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celeste 💫 @celeste@router.sex
· 7mo ago

Run from the fate
To the left to the right to the planet we rule
Run from the fate
Where I never ever ever meet ya
Run from the fate
To the left to the right to the planet we rule
Run from the fate
Where I never ever ever meet ya

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celeste 💫 @celeste@router.sex
· 7mo ago

Tell me you're in love
Not just I say
Tell me you ain't waiting
Not in my head
Kiss me right away
'Cause we
Got a long way

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celeste 💫 @celeste@router.sex
· 7mo ago

Please don't die alone
Overhead
I'll surrender to the voices in the end
Shoulda known those dirty bastards
Would put wires in your head
Are you there?
All alone
Lost in forever
Please don't die alone
Overhead
I'll surrender to the voices in the end
Shoulda known those dirty bastards
Would put wires in your head
Are you there?
All alone
Lost in forever

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celeste 💫 @celeste@router.sex
· 7mo ago

So you stand in a broken war
You fall upon your sword
Cheers to what you had
You said forgive and forget
Then got me into this mess

Through an open door
I'm where I was before
Cheers to what we had
You said forgive and forget
So get me out of this mess

Get me, get me, get me, me
Get me, get me, get me, me
I'm sending out a distress
So get me out of this mess
So get me out of this mess

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celeste 💫 @celeste@router.sex
· 7mo ago

Oh, some days, I'm half dead
On the bad times
And I just lift my head
I don't hear a word they said
Let the summer fires roar instead

Oh, the best times are just ahead
Don't forget that, no
Oh, somewhere in the haze
Nine daggers light the way
To get back to forgiveness

Star eyes, I can't change the fading of a twilight
But you've gotta chase the night away
Instead of wondering
You try to let the sleeping dogs die
Instead of wondering why
Star eyes, you can't change the blooming of a red tide
So you've gotta face the knife away
Said, "No more yesterday"
You try to let tomorrow's sun rise
Instead of wondering why
Oh, star eyes

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celeste 💫 @celeste@router.sex
· 7mo ago

we got google at home now

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celeste 💫 @celeste@router.sex
· 7mo ago

oughhhhh

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celeste 💫 @celeste@router.sex
· 7mo ago

ICH HABE SNEAKER, SNEAKER VON JORDAN
SNEAKER VON NIKE, BITCH, ICH BIN HIGH WIE
ANDY LUBITZ ODER WIE SEIN FLUGSITZ
ICH FLIEGE GERMANWINGS UND FAHR' NICHT MIT DEM ZUG, BITCH
ICH HABE SNEAKER, SNEAKER VON JORDAN
SNEAKER VON NIKE, BITCH, ICH BIN HIGH WIE
ANDY LUBITZ ODER WIE SEIN FLUGSITZ
ICH FLIEGE GERMANWINGS UND FAHR' NICHT MIT DEM ZUG, BITCH

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celeste 💫 @celeste@router.sex
· 7mo ago
Replying to on infosec.exchange
@briankrebs@infosec.exchange hi, reading through this and i assume you're posting this after my research piece came up since you mention all the checks persona are running. could you please attribute credit? https://www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/2026/02/age-verification-vendor-persona-left-frontend-exposed https://vmfunc.re/blog/persona
[updated] Age verification vendor Persona left frontend exposed, researchers say
Malwarebytes

[updated] Age verification vendor Persona left frontend exposed, researchers say

Behind a basic age check, researchers say Persona’s system runs extensive identity, watchlist, and adverse-media screening.

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celeste 💫 @celeste@router.sex
· 7mo ago
Replying to on moris.social
@AlexB@moris.social how, i wasn't able to get one. do you know how i can get a voucher?
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