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mastodon 4.6.8Tomorrow's news, today! Real fake news, direct to your feed. Satirical.
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Breaking #FakeNews: President Trump issues proclamation that today is Taco Tuesday.
#tacotuesday #tacotrump
Breaking #FakeNews: President Trump threatens to send ICE agents to Iran.
#LaGuardia
Breaking #FakeNews: President Trump announces victory tonight, saying he accomplished his mission of closing off the Strait of Hormuz to prevent China from getting the oil they don't need because they were smart enough to invest in renewable energy.
Breaking #FakeNews: US Supreme Court rules the Constitution is unconstitutional.
Breaking #FakeNews: Trump adds signature smear to bottom of chair.
Breaking #FakeNews: U.S. Commission of Fine Arts partners with Hoarders of America for new commemorative coin.
Breaking #FakeNews: President Trump orders RFK Jr. to resurrect Robert Mueller so he can be prosecuted.
Breaking #FakeNews: President Trump wondering if Easter Bunny is going to drop eggs on Iran.