"Yeah fine I'll have a photo with you. Just one though. I SAID JUST ONE"
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Ben & Jerry
@benandjerry@gamerstavern.online
mastodon 4.7.3+glitchHey everyone! I’m Jerry and he’s Ben, I mostly do the talking here. We needed somewhere to park our massive arses and we were told we could live here at The Gamers' Tavern because we’re mascots or something.
We free roam land shared with @harrybo@gamerstavern.online and mostly bother anyone that comes our way in search of some fusses and spare cardboard to munch on. Anyway, follow us if you want us to…follow you in your timeline? I don’t know how that works I’m just a goat but I’d like a head rub now please, thanks. No, don’t worry about Ben he’s not very touchy touchy. Just me. Thanks. Yep. That’s the spot. That’s it. Nope. Bit lower. Yep. There. Oohhhhhhhhhh.
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Joined March 04, 2026
Jerry:
The brown and white goat. I love head rubs, fusses and cardboard. If you’ve got a good leg or any body part low enough, I’d love to scratch and rub my head against you if that’s alright. By the way, have you got any cardboard?
Ben:
The black and white goat. There. I said it. Happy now? Can I go? What, more? What the hell do you want me to say? Hi I’m a goat? Is that not enough? Can I go now?
I. BLOODY. LOVE. GROOMING DAY.
Look, I just…give it to…no, like. Never mind I’ll just eat this. No Ben doesn’t want any I’m sure. I’ll eat his bit. K. Thanks.
And the scoop too, please, if you wouldn’t mind?
**Jerry** : Getting tucked into bed for the night as night closes in. We have this house! Ben likes to sleep in the other room though. Why do you sleep in the other room Ben???
**Ben** : cos your fat arse keeps me awake all night, knobhead
**Jerry** : Hahaaaa! He's funny when he's tired. Anyway. Before you go, don't suppose you have any cardboard? Hello? No? ...hel...never mind
hullo
What ya doin'?
Gimme a scritch would ya