Bad Neighbor

grape/cherry tomatoes, sure. Same poundage yield though.

I love the nickname feature so much.

What kind of horseshit is "civilization -skeptical"?

Wife probably stands by the door with the garden hose.

Too bad Google gutted Labs. We'd see open-source anti-drone solutions within the week.* *this is not a serious post

It's already too hot. Can't a nigga get some Spring?

After 250 years you'd think this country would have some sort of mechanism for removing grossly incompetent judges. But it seems we've already crossed the point of no return and the beast heals faster than we can wound it.

How long can I have Off Deep Woods on my skin before it becomes a problem

Hookup culture ass body language

It's subtle, like he has a very talented make-up artist to hide his goblin features. But he can't hide the sneer.

Pretty sure those are goat bodies everywhere.

Did someone later show you the shoe trick to open the bottle?

The Japs are having a blast, too. It's the most wholesome twitter has been in ages.

1st mosquito bite of the year

It's not locusts, but I'm good with it.

and?

Went back and finished KCD2. Here be spoilers.

Sigismund was the best character.

Rosa romance was hilarious because you bone her while covered in the blood of the homeless. Then she immediately dumps you and later one of the guys makes fun of you for thinking she hadn't already slept with half the young lords in town.

The jew worship was really off-putting until I started to pay attention. Then it was funny.

The jews are using usury to control the local lords and foment rebellion. Because of course.

The local rabbi shows up, inserts himself into the rebellion as a supply middleman, then vanishes and is never so much as referenced again.

The jews torched their own synagogue and said the king did it. Did the Leonardo DiCaprio meme when I saw that.

Said synagogue was hiding a smuggling tunnel. Because of course.

Every accessible jewish house had lockpicks and thief clothing. Literally every single one.

Sam, the sympathetic jew trope, constantly calls for violence to the extent of dropping a bag of money on the table to push everyone into helping him get "revenge". Half his dialogue is straight up bloodlust.

As soon as you meet Sam, he traps and almost murders you. He calls you a goy several times. He still treats you as inferior even though you're (according to his whore mother) his half-brother.

Sam ditches you and almost ruins the mission to save a castle full of starving people. You can leave him to die, but if you save him by dragging his limp body through a camp full of guards, he takes credit for saving everyone in the castle.

Overall it was worth the purchase and time, but I don't feel compelled to finish the sidequests I left open or buy the DLC.

>"The entire Israeli government must be killed. No mercy whatsoever. The world must execute them like the Nazis at Nuremberg. Not one should remain. Once the dog is dead, the rabies is over." This is a good start, but the only way the nightmare will end for good is TKD. We've tried everything else.

Funny thing, you do this to a black kid and they have the same reaction. No seriously, there are *several* studies showing this.

Knew a girl who needed a skin graft from spilling boiling sugar water on her hand. It's nasty stuff.

You've arrived at the reasoning for why the bridge will never be rebuilt. A bridge capable of withstanding a cargo ship piloted by pajeets would need to be so strong that it would cease to be a bridge and would instead become... land.

Looks like viburnum?

I, uh, didn't know this was illegal.

I suppose I have some work to do.

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This little piggy's elevated and on ice and not going to the market any time soon.

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@Rwoeidk She said it was her favorite on the menu. She even came by all smiles and asked "isn't it good?". My smile could not have looked less genuine.

The gold standard for "accuse others of the crime you are committing"

We have to go back

Just don't even click on it, man.

I avoided KCD2 because it got a lot of hate at the beginning, but I was pleased to find it is very much like the first game. That is until I made it to Rosa. Fuck's sake, what an awful character. Pointless, terribly written, bland voice acting, and clearly added as a STRONK WOMYN after the game was 90% finished. Fucking Yoko Ono levels of garbage.

If you did you would have gotten to hear him claim that nicotine is not addictive then almost immediately start talking about fighting nicotine addiction.

@Appelmoesje I just loot every noble's house they let me into and that's gotten me more money than I can spend. Too bad owning your own house is locked behind a DLC. But the game is a lot of work, but it's not at all stressful. It's a nice blend of story and chill with the occasional clunky swordplay.

Protein powder keeps going up in price. It was $20 when I first got it. Now its $50. Absurd.

Something very similar happened to my dad in the 70s. He was tailgating under a drawbridge and the bridge closed down onto the mast, shoving his sailboat straight down into the water. He liked to tell the story until we were old enough to call him an idiot.

All this talk of society's collapse but I know for damn sure the Rubber Ducky Race is still going to happen on the 4th.

I ate it because the server was hyping it up so much. I didn't have the heart to tell her how bad it was. Plus the beer was good and I didn't want to ruin the vibe. Slept like ass last night. Today I feel sluggish and have to constantly take breaks. Everything is oddly sore. How the hell do people eat this everyday?

Woman artist. You can probably fill in the blanks from there.

I want to know what North Korean booze is like.

@Appelmoesje I saw one romance option in dialogue with Hans Capon and it was easily ignored. Granted I have been spending 95% of my time doing side quests. The game is more of the first but now you have a dog. Spoiler: Nothing else has come up so far except the main antagonists. The first one gives you the option to duel or run him through with a kitchen knife. I probably would have chosen duel if the game didn't make it clear that he's a sodomite.

After a 6 pack's worth of data I have concluded that Abita amber gives me hellacious farts. Best to avoid that one.

No it was just time to put on animal skins and march through the streets attacking foreigners again.

They flew at least two of the cases to Johannesburg and the locals immediately started rioting.

lol the crash already happened

@deprecated_ii@poa.st Gotta love how one guy's got all the fire suppression and has no visibility to the other guy.

Sprained my fucking toe trying to kick sand off my crocs

Parody as an artform is dead.

Yo mama's so fat...

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