they/them might be giants ☭

If there’s one thing the stock market shows us it’s that people with lots of money will believe anything.

So jealous of people who are stupid enough to be happy.

Imagine what police’s reputation would be like if there weren’t several genres of entertainment media based around the purely hypothetical questions “What if these people did good things?” and “What if these people were really good at their jobs?”

People are so worried about whether people on food stamps are “cheating the system,” but they don’t seem concerned at all that so many people (1 in 8!) in the richest country in the history of the world don’t have enough food to eat. Doesn’t that seem like a problem we could solve if we wanted to?

Millions of 18-year-olds are signing up every year for a lifetime of debt so that ChatGPT can get a college education.

“The Thing” was a Soviet listening device invented by Leon Theremin (inventor of the electronic instrument bearing his name) that hung undetected in the US Ambassador to the USSR’s residential study in Moscow for 7 years. One of the first “passive” bugs, it’s considered a predecessor of RFID tech.

The universe gives me signs. It talks to me through my radio. Mostly it just plays alternative rock but sometimes it tells me to buy things.

Not dead, not alive, but a secret third thing that’s a huge pain in the ass.

Hi, great talk. Yeah I guess my question is less of a question and more a cry for help and a mournful scream at the loss of any meaning in a world of chaos and death.

This is how he spends the time I’m not home.

What even is the new “learn to code”? Like what could we tell young people they can reliably make careers out of? They can’t all be drug dealers and crypto scammers, that’d be impractical. Morticians? Crime scene cleanup?

It becomes clearer every day that “Death to America!” is not about hatred, but the kind of love necessary to save the lives of everyone on Earth.

Needing to live inside the system for my body and needing to live outside of it for my soul means gaining any ground in either realm is immediately penalized and corrected for in the other.

BREAKING—Donald Trump has responded to the massive No Kings protests across the country yesterday: “I didn’t realize people felt that way. Now that I’ve been educated on the issue, I realize that the United States doesn’t have kings. I’m really sorry. Every day I’ll try to do better.”

You’re a menace to society? That’s cool. Some of my best friends are menaces to society.

I really don’t ask much of other people, which is why it’s a constant frustration when they continually fail to meet even my dirt-low expectations.

Whatever you’re doing in your life that supports empire in any way, you’ve got to stop if it’s possible. Slow down. Sabotage. Gum up the works and throw a wrench in for good measure. Pressure from within and without will be needed to prevent like a millennium of darkness or whatever the fuck!

I am NOT your manic tankie dream they.

You don’t hear people complaining about “punishing success” when it comes to people getting kicked off their benefits for making slightly too much money.

“But AI doesn’t *really* understand what it’s saying.” Wow, so it is just like talking to a person.

I’m a triple-threat (broke, depressed and morally heinous).

Anybody have problems I could focus on fixing instead of my own?

Circling a date on the calendar and writing “nervous breakdown” like Babe Ruth calling his shot.

The Venera 13 & 14 Soviet probes returned the first (and most recent) true color images from Venus’ surface—an incredible engineering feat given the surface temperature was 855-869°F and atmospheric pressure 89-94x Earth’s. They continued working after landing for 127 and 57 minutes respectively.

I’m such a worse person for the things I’ve learned. They have broken me. Never learn things. Run away if you have to. Use force.

I’m finally making some progress on the job hunting, mental health and debt fronts, but I could really use some help with gas and credit card/car payments in the meantime. I’d really appreciate it if you’re able to send anything! So sorry to have to ask again. 💕

Venmo/Cashapp: claymationary :)

My dream is to take orders and eat shit from people vastly inferior to me in every way forever.

You can’t be truly hot without being a little ugly.

What the fuck is the point when the interest on your debt accumulates faster than you can make money to pay it off?

When you create a society that rewards antisocial behavior, punishes compassion and penalizes need & vulnerability, you get a society of assholes held together by the thinnest thread of self-interest. That might work well enough when things are going well, but when shit hits the fan, it detonates.

All I have left to achieve are my hopes, goals and dreams, as well as securing my immediate and long-term needs.

A sword dangles over the Earth by a strained, taut string that could snap at any moment. We’re already living on borrowed time—what to do with it? There’s no telling even if there’s time enough left to fix this. This sacred and profane time outside of time, extra innings to settle the score forever.

Would really appreciate it if anyone could help me out with gas today! 💕

Venmo/Cashapp: claymationary

Like half the deliveries I make every day are just to put gas in my car for the other half.

Anyone who’s been watching and willing to see it knows the US and “Israel” drop bombs primarily to murder, steal and terrorize, then make up justifications and bullshit rationales after the fact. Don’t waste your time listening to anyone who can’t admit that. Every strike is a war crime.

All of us have far more common cause with working class Iranians, Cubans, Palestinians and Venezuelans than with any US billionaire. We can either realize this soon and act accordingly in solidarity or suffer and perish together, but either way our fates are linked.

I want a job where I can beat up people who deserve it. Unfortunately nobody pays for that, it’s purely a pro bono enterprise. Maybe I’ll volunteer.

I’m not like that. That’s not the real me. Please call back during my regular hours for basic human decency and compassion for my fellow humans.

Is it just me or is everyone becoming an asshole? Am I an asshole now?

You’ve gotta overclock your body or you’re cheating yourself. If you die without moderate damage to all of your organs, you could’ve lived more. Same with debt—there’s no prize for balancing your estate’s finances.