Madame Aronow
mastodon 4.7.3When you forget to turn off the notetaker before you start your private post-call WTFs ![]()
Never not thinking about the time a #startup I was working with posted the following on Slack:
“Happy #internationalwomensday to Jenna, hopefully next year we’ll have more!” :blobfoxcrylaugh:
In “I’m older than dust” news, I was in the store and an employee said “ma’am” so I looked around me to see who they were talking to…
It was me!
I am ma’am 💀💀💀
My high ass to the Family Size bag of snacks: “ohana means family, and family means no chip gets left behind”
:blobfoxpleading:
The snacks are gone.
Time to #sticker up my new #Kindle!
I looked at all the (much better) options but I’m too dependent on #KindleUnlimited for my smut :ShadowCatHeart:
Sourcing for #CivicTech folks today and this is the actual-non-ironic-FR-FR #WhiteHouse #LinkedIn page.... gives me a damn jump scare every time.
I hate this timeline :blobfoxshocked: