AndThisIsMrsPeacock 🏳🌈
Fortysomething cloud systems architect guy from New England. Gay. Anxiety. Jeeps. Fast cars. Former church organist. Hiking. Crumpet ambassador. Photography. Sailing. Crochet before it was trending. Licensed cinema projectionist. The uncle who lets you stay up late and eat junk food.
Last night I was talking with my friend about how the most unforgivable sin in gay world is working against LGBTQIA* equality while being closeted and this morning Lindsey Graham is dead and I guess I have to go to church now.
Today is Mom and Pop Peacock's 53rd wedding anniversary. Their idea of a perfect day was to sleep late, go out to a nice but moderately priced Italian dinner, and then curl up by the TV with a bottle of wine and make catty remarks about the people on "Antiques Roadshow."
I hope to someday experience that level of chill. #PBS #Marriage #StraightPeople
I have been trying so hard to keep my mouth shut about this but I am being forced to watch the England game and oh my gods the flopping. The FLOPPING! It is SO FUCKING ANNOYING! I can not take this sport even remotely seriously.
Call me back when the penalty for fake diving on the ground and thrashing like a landed salmon is your opponent gets to kick you in the balls as hard as possible.
ME TWO WEEKS AGO: Oh hey it looks like that empty store on the corner is about to turn into something.
ME TWO DAYS AGO: Oh yes, there's now a bakery that has pastry and crêpes and ice cream down the street!
ME TWO MINUTES AGO: Oh no, there's now a bakery that has pastry and crêpes and ice cream down the street!
(who needs abs anyway, totally overrated)
RE: @independent@flipboard.com
"To avoid inflation move to West Virginia" LMAO
"To avoid hangnails cut your own arms off with a chainsaw"
Dear #Sports #Journalism,
Please stop trying to tell me about Mike Vrabel's sex life. I don't care and I'm pretty sure nobody else does, either. This is gross, even for you.
Skeeved-out regards,
Jim
If only it wasn't the last thing propping up my 401k.