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@ampersine@mastodon.online
mastodon 4.8.0-nightly.2026-10-08Fresh bad takes daily. Trying to remain optimistic in the face of ignorance. Same username on the bird site. This account is mostly political stuff. [searchable]
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Joined November 04, 2022
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Memphis, Tennessee
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#WhenYouElectMe, we’re fixing toilet paper. All TP sold in the US will have to carry a label adhering to a standard unit of measurement, the Wipe-Inch, defined as one square inch of one side of the TP, regardless of ply count.
No more guessing “can 4 ultra rolls wipe more ass than 6 mega rolls?” You’ll just be able to compare the Wipe-Inches number on the package. 🧻💩
Oh, so now the problem is #circumcision? Did any of these shit-for-brains "experts" go looking around for an #uncut #autistic guy? No? Not even one minute spent trying to rule out their latest cockamamie (sorry) hypothesis? #RFKJr #BrainWorms
https://www.actionnews5.com/2025/10/09/autism-highly-likely-linked-tylenol-circumcision-rfk-jr-says/
“Well none of them have foreskins do they?!” -RFKjr, probably
Replying to
@QasimRashid@mastodon.social @BruceMirken@mas.to @grammasaurus@mastodon.social The military didn’t help with Trump’s coup, so Republicans have no use for them anymore.
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@kexline@mastodon.social That’s a deep cut, I hope it’s at an intersection known as “The Crossroads”…
Here's a song nobody's probably thought about in 10 years. Some pops and stutters cause I guess they transferred it from VHS...
Queensryche Unplugged - Silent Lucidity
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@wendysiegelman@mastodon.social
I'm glad to see Neil #Gorsuch's cousin's $60 million windfall gets a mention in this piece too. Weird how someone can buy a piece of property for $10 million and sell it less than a year later for $75 million - to an apparent Russian oligarch of all people. I'm sure everything is just totally on the up-and-up, there.
https://www.aspentimes.com/news/moscow-tie-lingered-for-1a-developer/
