Hypnotize Feminists

@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love if you break up with her now what will you do if she is pregnant? Then there will be little hope of reconciliation and your child will likely grow up with a single mother. I would suggest patience.

Boycotting oatmeal from here on.

Not sure at what maturity level the kids need to be at before I admit to them that both Santa Claus and ghosts are actually real.

@mushroom_soup the horse makes some compelling arguments.

Every few months I shake my head at the fact that the British scrapped all of their battleships rather than turning some into museum ships.

I watched Hoppers last night. I think they only had one white guy in the entire film (the school janitor who doesn't talk).

My right eyelid has always been a little droopy but it's gotten much worse as I've gotten older. A guy actually asked me recently if I had Bell's Palsy so I guess it's time to get it looked at.

@Deadlift@byzantinenexus.io where is @macguffin@byzantinenexus.io

I took a pre-employment screening test once that said I wasn't suited to be a wind turbine technician, but would be better as a salesman. I've always been curious about that and how well I fare as a car salesman or something.

I wonder how Muggs is doing.

Very disappointing how difficult it is to get anyone together for a movie night when you're married with kids. Heck most people don't even respond to the text anymore.

Young Washington was relatively decent.

Really need to get that ladle and spatula forged.

The "birth defect" is a vagina.

Just once in my life I'd like to be snowed in a remote (but well stocked) cabin for several months.

Tonight's beef stew was amazing btw

@Deadlift@byzantinenexus.io @macguffin@byzantinenexus.io back to morse code and letters at the post office.

@Deadlift@byzantinenexus.io @meowski@fluf.club how do you know I'm not Chinese?

@azure@clubcyberia.co Mayor Jerry looks to me to be Hispanic. This may be my imagination but at the end when he becomes "good" they darkened his skin a few shades.

@Mombi@dsmc.space we are also in that process.

@Mombi@dsmc.space so retarded that not inventing the wheel seems a minor mistake.

@Mombi@dsmc.space weren't they some of the original abolitionists and members of the Underground Railroad? They should have the least amount of white guilt of anyone.

@Ignace@dsmc.space where is the fun in guaranteed survival?

@meowski@fluf.club the only additive I accept is potassium benzoate.

@awl@shitposter.world if women didn't like being kept on their toes they wouldn't wear high heels.