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Ailatan
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pleroma 2.10.2-442-gb68f13b9-developI have successfully pretended to be the highest ranking prosecutorial authority in Crimea for 11 years.
Founder and CEO of Natalia News Network, America's most Russian news media.
Founder and CEO of Natalia News Network, America's most Russian news media.
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Joined July 02, 2025
hate begets hate
When you forget if you're a quintuple or sextuple agent, so you split your spying 50/50 between the CIA and the FSB.
President Trump initiates Operation Melania, named after his wife, to provide escort to commercial ships passing through the strait of Hormuz.
Memorize this fact: A social media account is not necessarily controlled by a person who looks like the account's profile picture.
Did you know that the English word "tourist" originates from the name of the Norse god Thor (originally "thorist"), because that's how he wanted it and it wasn't like anybody was gonna argue with a god.
Replying to
ahmed:
hands over a map where the entire sea is circled
average ceasefire in the middle east
*jaw mogs the entire duma*
Replying to
Very irresponsible to post about this, since people are now going to think they might have bixonimania.
day two of the two week special ceasefire operation
> two week cease fire between US and Iran
Why do they do the meme every time?
Why do they do the meme every time?
Nobody:
Not even monkeys randomly mashing a keyboard:
The Serbian language:
> istrtljati
Not even monkeys randomly mashing a keyboard:
The Serbian language:
> istrtljati
adult women 
RT: https://poa.st/objects/3bddef21-1607-41a8-a10c-a0e92275b503
RT: https://poa.st/objects/3bddef21-1607-41a8-a10c-a0e92275b503
when you're planning a class reunion and somebody suggests inviting the school shooter
Day 1 of the Special Strait Opening Operation
Copycats and opportunists.
"If you can't scroll past me at my most coal, you don't deserve to repost me at my most gem."
– Natalia Poklonskaya
– Natalia Poklonskaya
Replying to
Naruto tier shooter. Secret service dodged another bullet.
> open pornhub
> report inappropriate content
> reason: nudity
> repeat
> report inappropriate content
> reason: nudity
> repeat
Iran is reportedly bored and requests more intense war efforts from the United States.
Hopefully everybody is having a good time and poasting in peace and harmony.