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Mat “Wilto” Marquis
@Wilto@front-end.social
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"AI coding" is reaching levels of second-hand embarrassment far surpassing even the sweatiest of public meltdowns over an NFT:
https://github.com/dotnet/runtime/pull/115733
A little JavaScript for Everyone Fun Fact™ — why not.
https://piccalil.li/javascript-for-everyone
…Huh.
Almost twenty years I’ve been doing this — making websites, picking out fonts.
And yet, still, even now.......... oh hell yeah man nice NICE YEAH
Just stumbled across my own post while writing up something about accessibility overlays and BOY I SURE HAVE BEEN VERY ANGRY WITH THIS INDUSTRY BASICALLY THE ENTIRE TIME HUH
“Ol’ MutationObservers Marquis,” they call me, on account of hey HEY stop that right now you put those attributes right back where you found them
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do you get it
like evangelinah no you get it
Just missed it.
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Huge shout-out to @lene’s Eleventy Excellent for the assist on this.
https://github.com/madrilene/eleventy-excellent
Why, yes, I am posting about my little computer projects without reading the feed, he said, eyes glassy and unfocused.
Shuffling around my house in a bathrobe, crying out “enqueue STYLES? Enqueue STYLES” with the exact same cadence and tone as Coach McGuirk yelling “New York TIMES?”
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Not, like, professionally. Anymore, I mean. I make websites now— nah, you get it.
Listen, say what you will about my needing to fuss with “kernels” and Sound Blaster 16 drivers and whatever, but I just installed a BIOS update and my battery life went up by an hour.
regular-show-hm-hm-hm.wav
You gotta make your own fun.
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@scottjenson @beep I should probably write something up about putting it together, but then I gotta _write_ — you know how it is.
Finally.
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picture just, like, a rad as hell wolf
hell yeah, dude
Hey, free shipping on JavaScript for Everyone merch today by using FREESHIPPINGFRIDAY at checkout. Rep the `#${!+[]+![]}` programming language in the world* — and a pretty good course, if I do say so myself.
https://cottonbureau.com/p/NHCZJK/shirt/javascript-for-everyone
https://cottonbureau.com/p/BE2DSA/shirt/javascript-is-for-everyone
* For some values of `1`
Hey, anybody involved/familiar with the ShadowRealm API proposal feel like giving an article on the subject a quick skim? I get uneasy writing about JavaScript that isn't, y'know?
I'm working on a course to help you go from junior- to senior-level JavaScript developer.
New to JS? JavaScript for Everyone will give you a solid foundation. Already know where the semicolons go, but want to better understand the how and why? I'll get you there.
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jesus, okay, it does gutenberg-side _only_
https://github.com/WordPress/gutenberg/issues/1520
woof, jumpscare
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Sheetrock screws, right into the ~1910 hardwood floors.
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@BalooUriza@social.tulsa.ok.us @matthiasott@mastodon.social One thing I know, in my heart of hearts, is that the open web has no greater ally than furries.
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@jsatk The voiceover says something like “it seemed like AI was here to stay” or “they were truly on top of the world” or “theirs for the taking,” then everything goes to black-and-white and the voiceover takes on a more somber tone — maybe says something that includes a phrase like "started to unravel" or “came crashing down.”
```
use Base_Trait, Override_Trait {
Override_Trait::render_footer insteadof Base_Trait;
}
```
PHP for Everyone, coming never, do not @ me
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if this article isn’t met with a chorus of “congratulations”-es I am gonna be so mad at all of you
Try as I might, there is simply no way for me to work in an “it was me, [Dio | Wilto]” in this post about my responsive images villain arc, which is deeply ironic for a Jojo reference.
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@chriskirknielsen Ah, no credit to me on the theme trickery. Other than a little tinkering, that’s all https://github.com/madrilene/eleventy-excellent/blob/main/src/assets/scripts/bundle/theme-toggle.js
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@AlesandroOrtiz Yeah, I tell you, I’m not at all sold on view transitions. A little too magic and a little too janky for me.
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@jugglinmike@hachyderm.io i use emdashes and a custom transpiler that turns them all to semicolons