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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social the color combinations break my brain so hard with this. Why aren’t the blue and red crayons the purple’s parents? I…yeah I’m gonna stop.
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mastodon 4.8.0-alpha.3+glitchAfter a break from social media I'm back. Same snark, twice the F words. Still loving FOSS, retro tech, and my chickens. Now with a kid in-tow.
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social oh don’t get me wrong, these days just thinking about this already has my acid reflux bubbling up. But growing up poor white trash in a trailer, in a town of 1900 people where the closest Walmart was an hour away in any direction, this sounds like a feast fit for royalty lol
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@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza That’s alright, Carol can just take Thalidomide. That went over so well for that generation…
#monsterdon
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By far the best #monsterdon movie so far this year! Have a wonderful week everyone!
I love that every news article about the web right now is “all websites look the same because of AI!” as if humanity haven’t spent the past twenty years using the same bootstrap theme on Wordpress as everyone else.
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There once was a man named Donald
Who lied about the girls he fondled.
But they never let that turd
Have the final word
And now he owes 83 million.
Holy shit I’m a poet and didn’t even know it.
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@ohiofi@mastodon.social That’s what I get for having a kid… I feel like I’ve missed so many great flicks the past year! #monsterdon
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@cd0@mastodon.social Tubi is HORRIBLE about targeting. I get Spanish ads to buy a Dodge. I don’t even have a license. So I guess I’m winning the war on data brokers? Yay? #monsterdon
Those masks are the DDT equivalent to “duck and cover” spraying that shit inside of a cave. #monsterdon
Hmmm do I roll the dice on a salad today?
Oh we’re getting RIGHT into it with the bad Robocop intro and immediate title! #monsterdon
Everyone fawning over all of this #AI shit reminds me of the “Twilight Zone” episode ‘From Agnes, With Love’ and it’s both hysterical and terrifying…
They step off of a cave and onto a pirate ship?? #monsterdon
Putting bags over flock cameras that track other things like WiFi/bluetooth/etc. does not magically make them stop tracking those things.
You can get a reciprocating saw with battery from Home Depot for $199 right now.
The batteries and solar panels on these poles are usable in other things…
Just saying.
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@Edent@mastodon.social your next blog should be done entirely with Nadstat only. Just to REALLY fuck with them. (It has to be a bloody yank, it HAS to be one of ours making this comment.)
Every bike frame must be equipped with impact-triggering plastic explosives. That way, when a car does hit you, it takes them out and a few others as well.
See if that doesn’t change how cautious cars are around cyclists.
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@cmconseils@mastodon.social mine just screams “E-I-E-I-O” until it is played. Constantly. 🤣
There’s a small part of me that wants to buy and renovate a building in our downtown area, something like 50-75 seats total, and build it out as a movie theatre that shows only off-copyright films and charges a dollar to get in for kids and seniors, two bucks to adults.
That’s it. No Dolby mega deafening with motion sickness inducing screens. Just cheap entertainment.
I don’t want to get rich from it, I just wanna give everyone some safe affordable fun.
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@SnoopJ@hachyderm.io I’ve seen this one. Mike Judge did a PHENOMENAL job predicting our future. #monsterdon
Stalactite falls when she screams “DAD” but rifle shot is fine? #monsterdon
Do they still have housemovers in 2026? I watched them back in the 90s move a house and it was just the most amazing thing ever to witness.
#monsterdon
Folks in #Chicagoland I don’t need to tell you the air quality is horrendous right now. The worst part isn’t even here yet. Please please PLEASE be careful. Check on your neighbors and pets especially.
It was your fault, Carol. #monsterdon
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@georgetakei@universeodon.com once again they wanna influence your child’s future to put up with their shit. I have absolutely nothing against plumbers or anyone else who can do stuff outside of the scope of my capabilities or desires, but it should be your child’s choice to pursue, not the whims of someone who’s contribution to humanity has been marrying a man that spent decades treating grown men like human cattle for “entertainment”.
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@xerozohar@retro.pizza @CactuarJoe@retro.pizza I would have killed for a WKRP reference instead… Zorkarr’s downfall will be a turkey drop from a helicopter. #monsterdon
Maybe I’m just like mother, she’s never satisfied.
Just waiting for John Goodman to show up from Springdale. #monsterdon
I have to give props to Mike for not doing so, in the 50s this kind of reckless behavior would have gotten her spanked.
#monsterdon
Fine, I’ll built my own health tracker, with blackjack, and hookers! I mean USB, and JSON!
I’ll sadly have to catch up with a #monsterdon viewing over lunch tomorrow. I hope everyone enjoys tonight’s shitshow, I can’t wait to read all the toots, and as always have a safe and fun week!
It drives me absolutely bonkers iDevices don’t natively support ANT.
For the uninitiated, it’s a Bluetooth low energy radio protocol used in a TON of devices- everything from CGM sensors, bike cadence sensors, blood pressure cuffs, scales, and a slew of other devices that shouldn’t need a full fucking app just to “work”. From a privacy standpoint it would be a huge win, as this data could pipe directly into something like Apple Health without the need for yet another app, account, and shit-filled “connectors” to “sync” the data you should already own by default. It would also open up a whole world of possibilities for folks tracking health and workout stats.
Then again, i also believe smart watches should have USB ports and should just store the recorded data in JSON, so maybe I’m a bad person to ask.
So glad we’re giving one of the countries responsible for 9/11 material to make nuclear weapons. This should end well. 🙄
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So is this just a ManBearPig Kaiju? #monsterdon … or are we just talking Skuzzlebutt here with the Patrick Duffy leg?
Wait who the fuck pronounces is sward?? #monsterdon
Mike D, come and rock the sure shot
AND NOW… MR. SERLING
Queue the Sprint hold music… oh good grief… “I won’t make it”… yeah you might wanna see your doctor about that. #monsterdon
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@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net Pretty sure I saw the sheriff toss a drop gun before he went down to justify it.
#monsterdon
whoa… 4 digit phone number? In this time? Must be a pretty densely populated area.
#monsterdon
Knowing this administration that sounds like a fuckin promise. #lollapalooza
Music hath awoken the great beast from its slumber!
#monsterdon
A mo(u)rning rescue!
Found in my chicken area… my big rooster was lookin a little too hard at it and it couldn’t fly 😢
Humane Shelter has it, so hopefully they’ll come back when they’re big and strong and say hi!