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The best thing about that movie was the orange color on the time lab’s walls
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Happy music as he drags her lifeless body through the swamp underneath the credits
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She’s not actually running from the monster. She’s running from the director, trying to escape this movie #Monsterdon
Mr. “Don’t Call Me Junior” is awful sure he knows how to run this specialized piece of equipment
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Watching this movie in fits & starts is hilarious
We’re in the Little House on the Prairie part of the plot, right??
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Me: *looks away for a few minutes*
*looks back*
Movie captions: Undead Hissing
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That rock of fire? The one that looks like this? 💩
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I TOLD YOU SHE’S THE COUNTESS FROM SOUND OF MUSIC!!!
Look at that dress!!! #Monsterdon
“They’re attacking!!!”
Shot of blobs of colored things in plastic bags, a dozen of them
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Future Woman is dying because she watched too many 19th-century operas and caught Wasting Disease
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@cocaine_owlbear@retro.pizza As if this is your first #Monsterdon instead of your hundredth or so 😄
If you told me Body Paint Guy was headed to the State football game after this, I would believe you
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This is supposed to be near the Everglades, right? Has the jellyfish monster gotten rid of all the gators? #Monsterdon
The blond FMC is in better clothes. This movie must be just about over
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Where are the dinosaurs? I want dinosaurs. What’s the point of time-travel without dinosaurs?
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I hope someone is going to share pics of this mansion in the daylight, because it looks great with the shadows!
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Dear lordt I love a good use of guyliner
Not sure this counts, but whatever
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Also I canNOT believe they just used that sound effect for the very styrofoam boulder they just threw over that cliff
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Oh oh oh this was the part in the trailer with the fantastic sound effects!!!
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Well, the Miru double feature has John Carradine, so this one has to be good, right?
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How is she supposed to do all this eating and bathing with her wrists tied?
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Secretly stealing candles. Sneaky, but good grasp of what movie you’re in
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The green person… did the filmmakers hear about greenscreen and just misunderstand how to use it?? #Monsterdon
We’re not still watching the movie, right? This is the bloopers reel, right???
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Man speaks in some of the best diction of any of the actors
Boat guy: can you understand him???
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Ok, I don’t think Pritchard is actually on Vincent Price’s payroll, but he 100% should be, because he’s making the party much much creepier
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“He had it coming, he had it coming, he only had himself to blaaaame”
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Hahahahah the timing of the timpani roll with everyone scramming 😂🤣😂 #Monsterdon
That rock was hotter than it looked #Monsterdon
So, gents, that’s not how to calmly get someone to come with you
Don’t grab people from behind and cover their mouth
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We had butcher paper caves as good as this for Vacation Bible School for elementary kids #Monsterdon
Ooooh, so the casting director was so distracted by his pecs that they didn’t notice he couldn’t say a line realistically to save his life
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I will never make fun of another Classic Doctor Who episode as long as I live
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This movie is about the survivors of guillotining???
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Why the heck do we have an Igor/hunchback of Notre Dame character???
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Oh, it’s just gonna be a cut-rate production of Phantom of the Opera, I see
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I’m loving the horn section
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Yes, he’s very obviously actually hitting the guy in the body paint #Monsterdon
Ok, I’m watching the preview for the Miru second act movie. Will those sound effects be in the actual movie or is it just for the preview? #Monsterdon
Ooh, I like that flag beach towel! #Monsterdon
Wow, we’re just randomly gonna pick on the person least like ourselves?
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This orchestration is pretty decent so far
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I’m confused. What time period is “punching each other with hiking sticks”?
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This music is trying to be Pagliacci levels of pathos
And failing
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That’s a girl we met later in the movie, right? Yeah she’s probably toast
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This movie is really missing the Zardoz costumes
(Autocorrect wanted that to be Zapdos costumes)
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“Drive the slaves even harder”
Okay Ramses, whatever
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Oops, white coat got left behind #Monsterdon