Squibbus

steve jobs leaving the graveyard to clear his inbox because i keep entering steve@apple.com as my email address to old software that rudely asks me to "register"

reject paying extra for fancy rgb lighting
i don't care what the inside of my pc looks like
embrace ugly noctua fans

97 year old windowing system still crashes the old fashioned way

i think it's kinda fucked up that modern game engines have pisspoor level editing tools and you're just expected to know how to 3d model the entire level in blender
how is a quake map editor easier to use and more robust than a modern game engine's map editor
why is it faster to use a quake map importer for godot than to use built in editing

how to not make video game trailer
orchestral version of licensed song
movie trailer thud noises
black screen keeps fucking flashing with every thud
STOP DOING THIS

why are sonic boom's facial expressions so fucking rancid

"go to hell" is basic
"i hope your game trailer gets ruined by the nintendo trailer narrator guy" is smart. it's possible. it's terrifying. oh my god i hate hearing this guy's voice so much.

why does the ps4 port of zone of the enders 2 imply that dualshock 4 controllers have pressure sensitive buttons when they do not
the pc port does this too which is even funnier since that version is hard coded to use xbox button prompts so no possible DS3 support was put into consideration
also why is classic non-pressure sensitive and pro is pressure-sensitive

jokes are supposed to be funny
mac os copland did not make me laugh

it's surprisingly easy to eat your 3ds

my condolences to anyone who uses lsdj
very powerful software but the gameboy's lack of buttons drives me crazy

lebron james reportedly forgot to set his cpu governer to performance before opening renoise

nights into dreams requires the 3d control pad
is the regular rom patched to not have it?
is with short for without and the second rom has it patched out?
why is vimm like this

which way western man
(both are good)

@timsweeneyepic@wetdry.world

open sonic colors ultimate
black screen for maybe 15 seconds
LOUD ASS NOISE
sega logo appears half a second later