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I'm French and I bet that it's the rythm. I can hear this foreigner with a perfect accent but with a way too perfect rythm with the same tonality: "Bon-jour-deux-croi-ssants-s'il-vous-plait" A French would sing it. Bonjour ! : High pitched, the "bon-" louder than the "-jour", quick, dynamic. A pause... "Deux croissants" medium pitch, without any pause before: "S'il vous plaît". Sometimes said very fast, since it's something you say everyday ("Silouplai"), and with a low pitch since it's the end of the sentence.

You say it with the pitch and rythm of "Je ne regrette rien" from Edith Piaf.

What. The. Fuck.

MetalSlug is fun but it's hard without infinite credits.

Advance War feels modern. It's a great suggestion.