Shards System
•Plural system “Shards”
•FKA: Antitonic
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Had a customer that smelled so strongly of weed, smoke, and general B.O. that I nearly had a spontaneous asthma attack being a meter away from them for less than 20 seconds. If it had been a full minute, I’d have vomited. And I’ve been to a sewerage plant, landfills, and around a literally decomposing corpse.
Please, for the love of anything you value, consider your personal hygiene before going out in public.
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Lost the mind palace in the divorce, have to do all my thinking in my mind car. 😔
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A solemn and honourable Hexennacht for all those who observe. 🕯️
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You’ve been with your partner for two weeks, but suddenly they say they’ve “memorised your attack patterns”.
Your next move is:
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You always hear that there’s “No ethical consumption under capitalism”. Whatever happened to eating ass? Are we too proud now?
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I have bravely decided I never need to sleep again, and will be living a new life, permanently outdoors. In addition, I will be trialling a new existence of having no skin, as the previous version has been entirely removed by stress-scratching.
This is of course, completely independent of my decision to watch The Descent.
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One of the downsides to living in Australia that doesn’t often come up as far as I’m aware: It’s never cold enough to really get into proper cold weather styles. Big fluffy jumpers look so comfy. Layered coats are cool and stylish. Pom-poms on knitted caps? What a treat.
Meanwhile, winter here is a spring time delight in the north. Their winters are a new ice age to kill the dinosaurs, and our summers are “a bit uncomfortable” for Satan himself.
Just not fair.
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Okay, gotta admit, this is pretty good: https://bsky.app/profile/modernmodron.itch.io/post/3mq32nejebc23