Seth Taylor

Wait… so what are pussies for?

In the music industry we call this pay-to-play. It’s when an opening band pays to open for an established act, for “exposure”

Do you like fishsticks?

Oh my god wait does this mean T-Rex was a cutie-wootie-rootie-patootie? 🥹

Rocky road ice-cream

Waiter, please bring me 1,000 of your finest shares of WinRAR! I’m going to be rich, I tell you! Quite!

How about a hat with a flag on it instead?

"Getting DP'ed" sounds like an easy dream to achieve until you realize it requires meeting two men you trust enough to be alone in a room with I mean, even one is difficult enough

JD Vance: “Am I racist for wanting those filthy dirty Haitians to take a shower and go back to their country?”

Bad actors submitting garbage code aren't going to read the documentation anyway, so the kernel should focus on holding human developers accountable rather than trying to police the software they run on their local machines.

"Guns don't kill people. People kill people"

Torvalds and the maintainers are acknowledging reality: developers are going to use AI tools to code faster, and trying to ban them is like trying to ban a specific brand of keyboard.

The author should elaborate on how exactly AI is like "a specific brand of keyboard". Last I checked a keyboard only enters what I type, without hallucinating 50 extra pages. And if AI, a tool that generates content, is like "a specific brand of keyboard", does that mean my brain is also a "specific brand of keyboard"?

I get their point. If you want to create good code by having AI create bad code and then spending twice the time to fix it, feel free to do that. But I'm in favor of a complete ban.

Ooooh, now that Last Week Tonight episode makes so much sense

I don't have a lot to give in this world. Despite working hard I'm not earning much, but I believe it's important for each and every one of us to give a little of the little we have. So today I give you my downvote. Please take good care of it.

I'm the only guy in my band because I'm the only member of my band EDIT: Oh, it says GANG-BANG. Well that's different. EDIT 2: No, wait, actually it's not. I'm alone in my gang-bang too.

[ trans kid turns super saiyan as the sky darkens and orchestral score swells in the background ]

Uhm... I don't think that's what people would wear if Jesus was hung...

Awwww, silly little Microsoft is upset the browser monopoly isn't theirs

I tripped and fell a while ago. I have no idea how it happened but I'm pretty sure I heard the printer chuckle. I've been sleeping with the lights on and a balled-up sheet of paper under my pillow ever since. If it tries anything, I'm shoving that paper in its paper tray. And then I'll say something cool like "I hope you brought your guitar, cause it's time to jam!"

It's so other pokemon can find the jussy

Or you could ignore those services and watch indie stuff instead and pay for those directly There's art out there that's worth buying. You don't have to pirate anything Also, who cares if you don't see the latest prequel or sequel or reboot or preboot or requel by Disney? Be proudly out of the loop If you don't watch big streamers' releases at all, you give them even less power. And if you buy indie, you give their competition power. You break the monopoly.

Best comeback ever I mean, you're still getting a wedgie, but respectfully

I get a minimum of like 8 upvotes on every post I make in my group here on Lemmy and I'm convinced they're all bots or all the accounts of one person. They all upvote in sync

closed for six fucking years now

Is that cause they got the job done or...? 😂

Hell yea! To hell with math and science and stuff. I just turned 48.33 kilograms old! Happy birthdensity to me! Man, life is way more fun now!

Spot deez nuts! Nutster

It plays a mean bluegrass

Hey, you! Yea, you reading this. This scan won't work on you. The app will get lost in your eyes. 😏

I mean... it's just been introduced And according to this site it has a 1% chance of being enacted? What's that about?

Your mom? EDIT: Sorry. Low-hanging fruit. EDIT 2: Like your mom EDIT 3: Goddammit, I can't help myself EDIT 4: (around your mom) EDIT 5: That's it. I'm logging out.

I log in by scanning my ass on the office printer. I have a very distinct butthole print.

Gotta get that nutsack goatee. Neat little string of hair running down between the balls. Then slap a pair of sunglasses on top of your dick and you're ready for that ZZ Top concert

Most I've done simultaneously is play drums with my feet while I play guitar and sing, but I don't have any recordings of it (never did it on stage) I have some old stuff here but it's not full band: https://stitchintime.bandcamp.com/ I have a full band record that I'm working on at the moment. It may see the light of day by the end of the year. It'll be on Bandcamp, possibly under a different name, and will defo be here: https://m.youtube.com/@SethTaylor EDIT: And here https://lemmy.world/c/nooutlinesband

No downvotes Finally, we all agree on something

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Wait, they play tennis? I thought they were boxers EDIT: Oooooooh

Who's your distributor? I used SongTradr for a while and I'm looking for a new one for my next release

When I fall asleep, where do the stars go?

Touché! Not so dumb after all

I don't think it lived in his ear...

I am currently living in my great-grandparents’ house. Every room is tiny and filled with stuff three generations of my family kept. I have four tiny rooms and my whole life is stuffed into 3/4 of one cause my parents refuse to part with anything. I guess what I’m really asking is… could you use my grandma’s antique dining table in your studio apartment?

That’s odd. It told me I also have to take a photo of your balls to verify my age

I had a hot chocolate at Starbucks once. It tasted like cardboard.

They do this so often it’s amazing. They like villains but forget that villains most often lose

You can’t tell me what to do! I still have seven of my fingers left from last time!

Wait… wouldn’t it… make more sense for her to thaw in the summer? Cut to Mariah Carey standing confused in a parking lot in June

I had to hold down one of my kittens to give him his spot-on flea treatment and felt bad afterwards. They’ve never scratched me. They just get so excited to be pet I thought I’d miss. I was like “You’re cute, but this stuff is expensive”

Hey isn’t exotic plasma that thing ghosts leave behind in Ghostbusters?

32 and it’s worked for me so far