Spooky Femme Peter Lorre 🪁 🇵🇸

when you’re a kaiju at work and you dissociate for a sec

I love how in a Godzilla movie, so much is dependent on the kaiju’s sleep schedule

Why doesn’t the real world revolve around MY sleep schedule

“Newton?”
*slow drag*
*long exhale*
“I haven’t heard that name in years”

“Can you please turn off the rain?”

It’s always darkest before the Toyotathon

🎶 that’s me in the corner
that’s me in the spot..light..
landing on your Tesla 🎶

Comin outa my Moog & I been doin
JUS. FINE.

I want the kind of goofing-around friendship that these guys have

I dream that Gillian Anderson is a personal friend of mine more often than I dream about sex 🤔

when you have two friends who you think would be perfect for each other

*swoon*
shirtless Boris Karloff is the best Boris Karloff

when your bathtub comes complete with a comically long charcuterie board

It’s like you can’t even turn around anymore without seeing a Cybertruck

Gonna tell my grandkids this was Joe Biden

All tits should come with a Fountain on/off switch

“Why don’t you have a nice dixie cup of blood. Don’t forget to stay hydrated!”

My tax dollars are already going to Israel,
I don’t think I really needed to watch the AIPAC reboot of The Odd Couple

looked up oxymoron in the dictionary and there was a photo of a Tesla hearse

Happy Baseball Season ⚾️

Here are screen grabs from the final minutes of The X-Files S6E19 The Unnatural, airing April 25, 1999

All 4 pics are of Mulder with his arms around Scully, both holding a baseball bat. He is teaching her to hit a baseball & they are VERY CUTE together

You’re welcome 🥰

We have a variety of really nice colored pencils, but I found this box in the basement. It belonged to my S/O’s father, who was an architect specializing in specifications drafting. Some of the pencils inside are originals. The box has a patent date of 1936 (but I’m sure they’re newer than that)

I heard AIPAC won in tonight’s big debate but didn’t do so well in the NBA Draft pick