Whoever invented bugs needs to get a raise 👏 🐛 🦗 🪲
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Rosey Posey 🌹
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mastodon 4.8.0-alpha.3+glitch.anarres.familyThe Posey-est Rosey on this entire planet of Earth 🌹 Perpetually confused bisexual by the name of Rose, providing good vibes and nerdy stuff ⭐ On a quest to gain total control over the physical world 🪛 Autistic, and possibly AuDHD ✨
I enjoy #Electronics, #3dPrinting, #Gaming, #Cooking, and #Programming! I also frequently post under #BugsOfMastodon 🐛
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Joined September 14, 2025
Butterfly butterfly you're so cool 🦋
If I had wings I'd want to be you 💖
When you go to get liposuction but you accidentally get LiPosuction and the surgeon removes all your batteries 😫
Had a dream the hydraulic press guys on YouTube made a new pokemon game, and it played exactly like a regular pokemon games, except all the pokemon battles were performed by loading both pokemon into a hydraulic press and the first one to shatter loses 😂
Transmasc geese, or as I like to call them: 'transgander' geese 🪿
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New hair :cute:
Being a woman under the patriarchy is - learning all the alternative routes home so you can re-route to avoid creepy/scary men 🙃
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Update on this - no insect dreams, I dreamt that I was exfoliating my feet, and then that the results of the world cup were pre determined by small men made of yogurt
Doctors hate this one simple trick (whacking them in the shins with a broom handle)
Back to my favorite daydream
Just talked a guy out of jumping off a bridge 😨 Poor fella was hearing voices and not at all ok, was chatting to him for 15m before the police arrived and then another hour after that until they sectioned him
A bit rattled! Takeaway and a bottle of red time
Sometimes I daydream about how great it would be to have a house alligator. Imagine walking to the loo in the night and seeing it crawl out of a dark doorway and playfully nip at your ankles 🥰
You've all heard of 69 but have you heard of:
67 - you and a partner watch TikToks until you experience a mutually satisfying orgasm
609 - 69ing but with a person who's not involved in a sexual relationship with you consensually sandwiched between your bodies
99 - K-kissing her neck 😳
66 - Kissing her neck but dizzy
Yes I am indeed in a silly mood today 🤭
No matter what happens, we'll always have Canada geese 🪿 And I'm grateful for that 💖
Sloots with boots :blobcat_derp:
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@dusepo@toot.dusepo.co.uk I read that on Wikipedia, was brand new info! Also apparently they have elevated stress hormones while migrating, which I guess makes sense but makes me a lil sad because I assumed it was a fairly serene mindful process 😅
When you go to the circus to see the lion tamer but actually you made a mistake and she's a Li-ion tamer and teaches you about how to restore deep-discharged batteries by trickle-charging 🤔
Pharmacist wouldn't sell me sleeping tablets because they might make me drowsy 🤣 Couldn't make this stuff up
True dat 😅