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@flargh Okay, so I met the Las Vegas shooter back on July 6, 2016. Wanna know what it was really about? Math. As in removal of the machines he had played for years with a 100.8% payout (if played perfectly) 9 over 6 Jacks or Better Video Poker. In fact, a CNN article in which his casino host is interviewed says he stopped coming to Ceasers once they took out his favorite machines.

@georgetakei@universeodon.com My ex landlady in Beverly Hills, Keiko, whom I adore is 70 and very energetic. She tells of the story of her father who saw the writing on the wall and left the U.S. before the internment camps were a reality. He also dodged another huge bullet oversleeping and not being in the Nagasaki direct target area as the A-bomb was dropped that fateful morning. Her uncle wasn’t so lucky or intuitive and the result was incarceration. Then, as now, this draconian cruelty is unacceptable.

@likesohushhush@mastodon.xyz @ElleGray@mstdn.social Again? Same supplier?

@warandpeas@mastodon.social Hello little tree! I think I’ll name you John McAfee.

@QasimRashid@mastodon.social Goddamn motherfucking ChristoFascists.

@command_tab@hachyderm.io So long as it doesn’t collide with Nomad and inadvertently seek out the Roykirk in its new mission to sterilize hopefully all should be okay.

@Popehat@mastodon.social Well when you’re the kind of idiot that repeatedly drives something into the ground it’s tough to find new ways to do it. So congratulations, Elon. You putz.

@ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org Pretty amazing. Not quite the national news story that opened wide the Gabby Petito case when a family of internet influencers realized they’d come across a much searched for van, which then provided GPS coordinates for the body and all that followed that nailed her companion, but odds wise and analytical wise in that same neighborhood of a combination of terrific sleuthing and a mathematically nearly impossible circumstance drastically affecting the outcome.

@Morgunin@rollenspiel.social Related: Religious people will accept things that are invisible as fact. Unless, of course those invisible (to the human eye) things are science based.

@jimray@mastodon.social Those don’t call those motherfucking sacks of shit, of which Taylor Swifts father is one, Vulture Capitalists for nothing.

@christianselig@mastodon.social Huffman is an absolute piece of shit.

@pabloniusmonk@mastodon.social And, just like the Bible, wherein an army woke up to find they were dead, they did it to you twice over the span of several years to make sure. First with short haircuts and again a few years later in their artistic stage.

@mwl@io.mwl.io The character MacAuley Culkin’s brother plays in Succession would be an interesting Bruce Willis replacement in Die Hard. Potty mouth, usually creative, hits on the older women at the party besides his wife, can’t help but BS in the lobby with the guard team, drives Hans Gruber crazy with nonsense, says to Gruber not “tell them you don’t know me” but “go ahead shoot him see if I give a shit” etc.

@Adzebill@ausglam.space That motherfucker, Elon Musk, wishes he could do to Wikipedia what Peter Thiel did to Gawker - for the same reasons. Fuck that creepy scumbag.

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social Daffy Duck : Stampede of wild elephants! [Looks at watch] Daffy Duck : 3:57 p.m.! [looks at calendar] Daffy Duck : Fourth of July! [Sticks head out door pelted with hailstones] Daffy Duck : Hail storm! Oh, no! Porky Pig : Oh, yes. A b-b-black eye. Pay me. Daffy Duck : Oh, no. It distinctly says "a stampede of wild elephants and one baby zebra." [to audience] Daffy Duck : I just added that one. [Suddenly baby zebra runs in, trampling Daffy] Daffy Duck : And one baby zebra.

@mjg59@nondeterministic.computer I remember the one year I looked in the bag and there was Marcellus Wallace’s soul. I remember it came from this weird house - Gump or Gimp, something like that on the address. And they were like weird and kept saying “Life is like a box of chocolates you never know what you’re gonna get.” Then they chortled endlessly and one of them fired up an electric hand saw.

@godpod Well that plus the people who actually take the time to find out a bit about your book and actually read it know you’re full of shit. Which can easily be proven here verse by verse: Skepticsannotatedbible.com

@QasimRashid These guys are just unhinged. I met the Vegas shooter. I can promise you it was about gambling losses. He complained bitterly about casinos cheating. Later, I came to the conclusion that meant the removal of machines he had played for years with a slight edge to the player (if played perfectly). These guys are unhinged and always make mistakes. He was clearly also trying to blow the fuel tanks at McCarran but either he didn’t know how or didn’t have enough time to prepare.

@yabellini@fosstodon.org Well waddaya expect from this shithole country?

@evangreer@mastodon.online It’s not for nothing that Taylor Swift hates Marsha Blackburns guts.

@bodhipaksa@mastodon.scot just as an additional note, the uniquely brilliantly talented UK girl whose videos I post here and also at a You Tube page I created for her, as well as my spectacular roommate who teaches yoga and exercise from her home, are both huge fans and practitioners of meditation as you are. In fact, my roommate gets up every morning at 5 am to study it.

@TodayInTwitter@mastodon.social I thought Apple alone was a hit of 180 million dollars?

@jeffjarvis@mastodon.social Trying to out Quara Quara in the made up absolutely useless scenarios / totally unnecessary bullshit department. Easier said than done.

@lambdageek@mastodon.social “(Watch out for) Hail the size of canned hams…” David Letterman, Part Time Indianapolis Television Weatherman If anything tragic happened to the regular weatherman, I was only a heartbeat away.

@laurahelmuth@mastodon.social What a fucking shithole of a country, filled to the brim with absolute morons.

@roze@mastodon.social @Adzebill@ausglam.space In general, they are quite reliable. Especially considering what has to be some 100,000 different subject pages, growing every day.

@roze@mastodon.social Those subjects are fluid, anyway, and, as such, the most controversial and current hot topics will be subjected to group decisions in most cases. Which are very unlikely to favor out and out propaganda of the type on Twitter, Fox News, etc.

@noahshachtman@mstdn.social And yet that asshole Casey Bloys canceled Vinyl which had already been renewed for a second season and replaced it with the kind of dreck described in the article TV critics rightfully said in so many words was garbage?