*trailer for my new Hulu series Moose Cop*
(Fade in on traffic stop at night, red and blue lights bathing stark forest of pines and snow, moose wearing state trooper hat peers down into driver-side window of pulled-over car)
Driver: You're kind of making me nervous here, officer, I know I was speeding but you've had me here fifteen minutes and haven't said anything and it's really cold out tonight.
Moose Cop: (slow chewing)
Driver: Do you, um, want my license and registration? (holds them out the window)
Moose Cop: (slowly eats license and registration)