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lands the final hit against Margit in Elden Ring “Tarnished… Have you heard about Burger King’s new Loaded Jalepeno Whopper? Now only $6.99.”

I could probably fit 3 more regular sized fingers below my pinky. There’s plenty of room before it stops being hand and becomes the wrist.

sandwiches the strudel between two Twinkies and eats both

How even do they expect this change to make drive-thru gas stations possible? They are already as drive-thru as they can be and the opening to fill the tank is already on the side of the car. Instead, what we ought to do is have massive refuelling tankers just cruising around and we put the fueling port on the front so we can refuel mid-drive like a fighter jet.

The sign says “shitposts” not “shitty posts.”

Who cares? He was already impeached twice and it literally had zero effect.

Please give me your dealer’s number.

I find this comment funny as fuck because I regularly get too cold at 69 and put the thermostat at 70 to be comfortable.

I would imagine in many cases for images uploaded to an image host, the host is automatically changing the actual format of the image (this happens to me on some sites tho it is pretty rare in 2026). Or it was saved by someone who took a screenshot of the image instead of saving the actual image.

Personally, I think the classic versions are easier than the more modern remakes since you didn’t need to have any actual skill to do the combat. The puzzles are exactly the same, for the most part.

Just started this game in the middle of several others in the genre and it is, by far, the best one for solo play and for how much less jank it is to every other crafting-survival game. It feels like an actually well thought out AA game and not something using stock, market assets with a simple facelift, tho not quite as tight as a good AAA action adventure (like Elden Ring or God of War). It’s got actual open-world goals to give you some direction. It’s, so far, pretty decently balanced for solo combat (it scales only when you have more players). The only pressure points are the awkwardness of using Minecraft-like hotbars to equip weapons so healing or using grenades in combat is annoying as fuck and, like many games recently, the enemy spawning can be irritating as it doesn’t necessarily care if you can see it happen nor does it place them a bit away from you. Hella times I will survey an area, see it is clear, take a step forward and have a group of wolves or something just magically appear right up my ass. Oh, and how slippery gentle slopes can be. Hit the wrong spot on the terrain, and you’ll be thrown back hella far even sliding past perfectly flat landing spots.

They don’t use their hands. They stick the keyboard up their backend and do kegel crunches.

It doesn’t seem like a game so much as a movie where you can optionally press buttons. The button pressing doesn’t do anything; the game plays itself.

John Oliver would also self-admittedly fit in a movie featuring anthropomorphic mice. Just maybe not as well for Gadget, specifically.

Fair. And also, naming things is hard. I am numb to it by now; video games have always tended to have goofy, nonsense, or boring names. Tho, back in the day, we just assumed it was a translation thing considering a vast majority of the popular games in my youth were made by Japanese developers. “Metal Gear Solid, huh? That’s certainly a name.”

Horizon: Zero Dawn should have just been called Zero Dawn. It should have been “Horizon.” That’s the game’s series title. And since it was the first one, it didn’t need a subtitle at all. Also, in the first paragraph it seems like the author is confused by words that are just a bit similar and not even the same since they are mixing together games with “dusk” in the title and games with “dust” in the title.

I read the title, and with how small the thunbnail is on my phone, I was expecting to see Sweetie, the muppet. Not Leelu Dallas, multipass.

The reason many games “pollute” the My Documents folder is that in the past, that was also where Microsoft designated the My Games and Saved Games folders. Minecraft was the first game I ever saw that actually put things in the appdata folders. And I still think it’s weird that the entire game gets installed there, and not Program Files.

Send them to the bottom of the ocean. Concrete shoes are a lot less expensive than a rocket. Probably more environmentally friendly, too.

context is that it’s a folder on Windows that isn’t shown by default so you have to open the “run” menu then type it in. Like a cheatcode for a computer. First thing I have done since… Forever, basically, when installing Windows is to have it show me hidden files and folders in Explorer. FYI: You also don’t need to use Run to get there. You could just type %appdata% into the address bar in Explorer. Unless that’s also now hidden by default… 🤔 I am still using Windows 10 and have zero experience with 11.

Americans telling British people that Smarties suck ass, and the Brits think the Americans are crazy for not liking M&Ms.

I like the way it jiggles. 🤤

“Why would you have the phone in the shower anyway?” MUSIC.

Mm… No.

I wasn’t paying to play online. I was paying to access a library of games I didn’t own myself. If PS+ only was for playing online, I wouldn’t have had it.

I picked a helluva week to quit sniffing glue.

I bet it tastes wonderful.

Yeah. The middle option.

Depends on where in Japan and the age of the person you’re talking to.

As one who had PS+ for a couple years and only bought like 3 games because I tried them on PS+: I feel that.

I can actually do that. “But why are you telling me?” Because when you have talent, you want to brag sometimes.

Oh hey. It’s the keyboard used in the 2008 action movie Wanted.

It’s a little more than just the genAI part tho. You can fuck the holograms.

The real recession indicator is when they swap Hamburger Helper for Tuna Helper.

Jizz Wizard

As soon as I came to know they existed.

Dale Earnhardt was lost in the Bermuda Triangle.

I mean, you’re basically a walking oxymoron.

So… How many of them had engaged in beastiality prior to being hired? 🤔

Dwarf Fortress Elden Ring Quake Chrono Trigger Metal Gear Solid 3

Pack of Parliament light 100s.

Keyword here was most. Not never.

The worst part about growing up, is that eventually olives no longer fit on your fingers 😔

So it’s better at sucking by 1.

I always just liked the irony of putting this guy on a tshirt and selling them at retailers.

If being ugly as fuck was a crime, there’d only be like 12 people not in jail.

Mayonnaise says “hi.”

As much as I like sucking dick, big ol’ veiny ones are kinda gross.

Most movies don’t share the same fucking name. 🤦‍♂️

Can I not have both? Why can’t a real human band create infinite, personalized music just for me?