Joseph

@nekoewen@mastodon.social “Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.” ― Dr. Ian Malcolm

I'm Joseph and I'm a teacher. Currently I'm trying to learn how to knit on a flat bed knitting machine!

@jk Is that like spiral pasta but more highbrow?

I made a dish with dried shiitake mushrooms and had the wildest dreams. Of course I don't remember most of it, but I do remember the advert within a dream/nightmare that was Make-a-deal-and-shake-her-hand-Barbie. It was two plastic hands joined together at the wrist that you could shake like you had just completed a business deal. Because it had two hands you and your friend could make a deal with Barbie at the same time! It also came with a manilla folder that contained spreadsheets and a legal contract. #Disturbing

@simonbs Every cancer eventually consumes itself 🫤

Via https://bsky.app/profile/smoothdunk2.bsky.social/post/3mlgklcnplk2y

I love looking at #facebook marketplace. The prices are so random, it's like people don't even know what numbers are.

#StopThatTrain was surprisingly good. #RuPaul did an amazing performance of a president with PTSD around a darkly camp accident/murder.

HOW WE DISAPPEAR I am in the store touching things. Linen napkins, a blue bowl. The world is on fire and I am choosing between two kinds of soap. Everyone here is doing this, filling carts with small comforts while somewhere a child goes to bed hungry, while the earth heats, while men make decisions about who gets to live. I know what this is, this careful arranging while everything collapses. This is how we survive. And also how we disappear. Alessandra Olanow #Poetry

A shit post courtesy of my brother. #USpol

Anthony Albanese has handed one of Australia's top diplomatic jobs to Lachlan Murdoch's closest strategist. Add your name and tell him our voice in New York shouldn't belong to Murdoch's inner circle. #GetUp #Auspol https://act.getup.org.au/s/Nzrz5hrW

@joshtaylor.bsky.social Grapple? Do they not know if they're cis or not?

@michaelgemar@cosocial.ca @Tooden@aus.social I don’t think I was on the cusp of a beef un-Wellington! They were from a reputable Asian grocer! 😁