Hunk🏳️‍🌈

Goofing off.

Trying tusky today. So here's my thighs.
In search of a better masto app because:

- Fedilab - makes my portrait pics sideways.

- Official Mastodon app - UI Text is too small and bookmarks are unintuitively hidden in profile settings.

Upper body workout went well. A few stings in my forearm, so I cut some things short.

Cocksucker shouldn't be an insult because it is a REALLY nice thing to do for you.

You Hug-Giver!
What a GenerousLover!
Makes me sick seeing all you Back-Massagers and CookieBakers!
I bet you're a total Door-holder!

It was his birthday, so of course I had my hole ready.

He surprised me! Upped his finger game. Made my prostate feel like a controller after a Street Fighter round.

A day later it is echoing.🥴

Look! Look!
I did a new art!
@htz@woof.group

Crixus is my laundry helper.
From the first day I did laundry after adopting him, in fact.

I brought up our laundry, and put the bag of clean clothes on the couch where I sort them, and wanted into the bag. Soon as I poured out the clothes, he dove in and buried himself under the clothes.

These days I put things aside first like napkins, towels, dish towels, etc. It's fine if he wallows in socks and workout clothes.

Anyway, here he is on Saturday. Proudly making sure the laundry smells right.

First Day of no mask at work and nobody is here.

"You miss all the shots you don't take" is bleah.

You are not failing at everything you are not trying. It's very negative, it's motivating by shame and guilt. Yuck.

Experts say to wear animal print to intimidate others.

Are you intimidated?

The timing was right today for me to catch the bus instead of walking to the train station. It's not that far, but when it's cold and the bus is 2 minutes away from me? Hell yeah.

As I walked up I noticed this kitty just hanging out in the window. Had time to snap a photo and say hello before the bus pulled up.

Man, my husband's stories of growing up in a lilly white suburb in the 80s/90s. 😱
Like, their church had a DL swingers club. There was so much wife swapping, a bunch of the kids at school looked more like one of the neighbors than their father.
He learned a pineapple on the front porch = we're having an orgy tonight, come over.

Damn, I just love 𝙃𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙨. Jean Smart has been my girl since 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙊𝙗𝙡𝙤𝙣𝙜𝙨.

How does spandex manage to be both goofy and yet sexy, all at once?

apparently people are upset about storing ketchup in the fridge. Take your issue up with the person who had "refrigerate after opening" printed on the bottle. 🤷

Also, you've clearly never had food poisoning. Because if you had ever had even a mild case of it, you wouldn't question people being very careful about food spoilage.

The people so wealthy, so comfortable, so bored, that they daydream new nightmares into our reality must be stopped.

So,
I see a video, 50% of men just don't have any friends. I should go out and make friends.

But also, today, 60 million men visiting How-To-Rape Academy dot com, sharing tips.😳🤬

Totally unrelated, but did you know that cats and dogs make good friends?

"It's better to ask forgiveness than permission"

When I first saw that saying, it was the story of a dude who opted NOT to ask his boss if it was okay he applied for a job in a different part of the company. He fully accepted the gamble to his relationship with his manager, and said he was lucky it worked out.

It was a professional context where "permission" is more courtesy and culture than literal approval.

Now people apply it to anything, reject the gamble AND demand forgiveness.

Funny in fantasy stories about magic, it's like other skills: it requires focus, practice, discipline, intention, and often emotional regulation. You must pronounce the spell correctly. So many things have to go exactly right or it fails.

But in horror movies? You stub your toe and your yelp is anywhere close to a demon's name, you have now summoned AND married a demon named Aaaaaaack. You can pause in the middle of a spell to chit chat, and it will still work.

Imagine you finally have a friend group and you're all adults. Zero drama, zero arguments, all fun times.

Then you find out ALL of them are moving in a month. Different places, but all of your friends are leaving town. You are the last to know.

The one with tons of friends all over the earth says she "doesn't do pen pals, so when she leaves, the friendship is over."

The rest ghost you immediately, except the LA friend, as he needs investors so you're on his bulk mail list now.

To get my art posted, I installed Tusky. It's been great on my phone.

As soon as I log in, the very first post is a boost of someone who (awhile back)I thought was a friend. Or at least becoming one.

But he ragequit abruptly. I didn't even find out until a few days later. And when I stumbled upon the post that supposedly set it off, it still made very little sense.

Just me being bitter at the social sea. All the undercurrents I know nothing about that still affect me anyway.

I don't mean to not take colorrectal cancer seriously, but this testing kit is hilarious.

You want me to do WHAT with this brush?🫢

Shut up, there's a video demo?😂

How long did you make someone labor over the "illustration"?🤣

Darker shades of green for your marketing palette, huh? Big ass pairs of dots. Oh? ARE these buttcheeks??Are these desired shades for samples? 🤣🤣🤣

Okay, I'm done.

I'm not sure I get the appeal of Ryan Gosling. I find him very generic and forgettable.

That authoritarian child raising style was jist so awful.

As a kid, did you ever have those adults who were impatient if you didn't understand things? Like you don't comprehend on purpose? So you have to pretend to understand this idiot's mangled sentences and non-logic? And then go ask a sane adult WTF that was all about?

bottom round? I figured that was a given?

Oh, bottom round cuts of meat, that makes more sense. I think.

Thought I'd see what the modes and routines on Samsung does. I used to use Tasker to automate TF out of my phone.

Sadly, Samsung's version is not built for me. I use a lot of negative conditions (app is off, mode isn't active, not at location x) and it only does positives.
I can set modes for work and home, triggered by location, but nothing for NOT being at that location. I can trigger something off a mode being active, but NOT inactive, or no modes active.

I screwed up our state taxes, no idea, but in a good way.
Got a check for FIVE WHOLE DOLLARS from the state! Evidently we did NOT owe them 1dollar.

My DMs are a trip on Bsky. It's usually a Sexy Lady who's trying in vain to seduce my very gay wallet.

But the rest are random men who say something innocuous and kind like "You're charming" but quickly becomes "how are you? I am fine, how are you? I am fine as well, what are you up to? Oh nothing much, you? Me neither."

Then they disappear. Outside of myself, men remain a mystery.

[ Warning. Professional weirdo on an insane course, do not attempt ]

I've been trying to fix a screwed up project and people are just being really fucking unhelpful.

AFAIK, I made a request, it was understood, a reprint/delivery happened.

Over a month later, and we suddenly don't remember this request and have NO documentation of any work happening, no packing slip.

So I am being treated like a dull child, like "if you need to make a request..." 🤦‍♂️

I seem to be the only one taking this seriously, and that is not a good sign because I am faking giving a shit.