WE BUILT THIS FEDI! 🎶
WE BUILT THIS FEDI ON BLOCKIN' TROLLS! 🎶
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HYPER HYENA 
@HYPERHYENA@mastodon.moule.world
mastodon 4.7.3RHYTHM YEEN VERSA MACHINE (RYVM)
UNREGISTERED HYPERYEEN 2 
LOUDEST YEEN IN THE ROOM 
QUEEN YEEN OF SUPER SKY 
ALL-CAPS-ALL-THE-TIME
BREAKCORE DRUMMER 
INFECTIOUS LAUGHER
TRANS RIGHTS!!!! 
RHYTHM GAMER
SHE / HER
VTUBER
OPDAMYZR'S SECRET CRUSH (HE'S TOO SCARED TO ADMIT IT) 
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Joined December 31, 2022
MY THEME TRACK :HYPER_HYENA_STARS::
STUFF WITH MY FACE ON IT! :HYPER_HYENA::
EXTRATONE BEAUTY CREAM :EBC::
PLEASE CONTINUE TO INFODUMP ABOUT YOUR HYPER-NICHE INTERESTS! I MAY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, BUT I LOVE HEARING YOU BE PASSIONATE ABOUT THEM AND ENJOY LEARNING NEW THINGS!
NORMALISE ASKING PEOPLE IN TECH WHAT THEIR FURSONA IS
IT'S OVER 9000
I’M A PROUD SUPPORTER OF THE HYENA AGENDA 
EMPATHY IS GOOD! APATHY IS COWARDICE :HYPER_HYENA_MAD:
IN A WORLD OF "NOBODY CARES", BE SOMEONE WHO CARES!
EGGS 👏 DO 👏 NOT 👏 LAY 👏 EGGS
HASN'T THE JAM BEEN PUMPED UP ENOUGH
"I WANT THE TOOT!!"
"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TOOT!"
YOU'RE TELLING ME HTTPS HAS 443 PORTS INSIDE IT??? :HYPER_HYENA_SHOCKED:
I CANNOT HELP MYSELF, I'VE TRIED FOR SO MANY YEARS BUT I JUST CANNOT KEEP QUIET!
I AM ETERNALLY LOUD AND PROUD!
THE LONGEST I COULD KEEP QUIET FOR WAS FOR THREE MINUTES AND IT WAS THE MOST PAINFUL TIME OF MY LIFE I NEVER WANT TO EXPERIENCE AGAIN!! :HYPER_HYENA_CRY:
MY ETERNAL LOUDNESS IS THE REASON I CAN'T PLAY THE DRUM RENDITION OF JOHN CAGE'S 4'33" BECAUSE I JUST CAN'T GO FOUR MINUTES AND THIRTY THREE SECONDS WITHOUT MAKING NOISE!!!! :HYPER_HYENA_CRY:
THE WARRANTY APOCALYPSE IS NIGH! :HYPER_HYENA_SHOCKED:
👋 HYENA!
👋 BYENA!
Replying to
"I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU BROADBAND AND WIFI! YOU MAY NOW PERFORM THE THREE-WAY HANDSHAKE"
I CAN IN FACT DRUM AT 1000 BPM AND HIGHER BUT ONLY FOR SHORT BURSTS! MOBY'S TRACK "THOUSAND" HELPED ME A LOT WITH THIS!
RE: https://mastodon.moule.world/@cockburn/116379233227087689
I'VE SAID IT BEFORE AND I'LL SAY IT AGAIN: LIBRARIES ARE THE MOST PUNK ROCK PLACES EVER!!
I'M LUCKY ENOUGH THAT THE LIBRARY 
COCKBURN WORKS AT OFFERS A "HYPER HYENA HOUR" FOR ETERNALLY LOUD BEINGS LIKE MYSELF TO CHECK OUT BOOKS AND USE THEIR RESOURCES WITHOUT INTERRUPTING OTHERS!
SEE? WE ALL-CAPS FOLKS CAN GET ALONG WELL WITH ALL-LOWERCASE FOLKS LIKE COCKBURN JUST FINE!
SUPPORT YOUR LIBRARY TODAY!
IT'S BANDCAMP FRIDAY!!!!!
(OW, MY WALLET )
YOU AND YOUR 1000 CREEPY STALKER AD COMPANIES CAN GET LOST!!! :HYPER_HYENA_MAD:
Replying to
THEY NEVER SPECIFIED THE TYPE OF "EXPERIENCE" I WOULD HAVE ANYWAY
KEYSMASH CROSSWORD PUZZLES
I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT ABOUT CAPS LOCK DAY ON JUNE 28 :HYPER_HYENA_CRY:
OH WELL, AT LEAST THERE'S OCTOBER 22
WE DON'T CAPS-SHAME HERE