Pray permit me to recount a most curious observation of late. Upon various victuals are affixed certain cautionary labels, declaring in no uncertain terms such excesses as fats, sugars, or calories in abundance. Not long past, I chanced upon a parcel of biscuits so remarkably endowed as to bear every such admonition. Indeed, it proclaimed both an excess of sugar and of salt; a most peculiar and hard to find union.
I am now seized with a peculiar resolve to rediscover these extraordinary biscuits, that I might examine them more closely and render a proper account of their singular nature.