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@kde@floss.social @carl@chaos.social So, based on that response... You're a Nazi Bar. Good to know.
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Karsten the EUCWolf
@EUCWolf@bark.lgbt
mastodon 4.8.0-barkIt's pronounced as two words: EUC ("juːk", like the beginning of the word ukulele) Wolf ("wʊɫf", the animal)
Just an out-of-shape 37 year old woof existing on the internet and also in the US Pacific Northwest.
Okay... at this point, I am just always both Karsten (the wolf) and Andrew (the human), so use either name, or just 'eucwolf'. Please for the love of fuck do not call me Andy.
Posts and boosts are varied, and I do post and boost both political things (CW'd) and NSFW things (also CWd). (Minors please do not interact with my NSFW posts, I will have to block you if you do.)
I make things and I write stories. I've been wanting to get back in to video/filmmaking, specifically of an adult nature, but I've gotta find someone/some people I trust in my area to do that.
Also apparently I'm in to ERP now (Find me on matrix @EUCWolf@bark.lgbt:bark.lgbt)?
I am amab, and mostly comfortable with that.
Pansexual | Vers/Switch | He/Him They/Them
103 Followers
176 Following
11 Posts
Joined October 21, 2023
Location:
Oregon, USA
Age:
36
Pronouns:
He/Him
Signal:
@EUCWolf.42
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Replying to
@Bwee@meow.social "all three" not being a choice made me think about that for... a while.
He is a dog,
Shaped like a log.
He is so cute,
Look at his snoot.
Flat.
#DogsOfMastodon
LOL. Apparently A24 has decided that they own anything in the internet that is even aesthetically similar to their Backrooms movie (and are issuing legal threats and takedowns) and all I can say is "this is why you dont let big corporations play with community lore".
"I know its hours early, but it's walk time, right?"
#DogsOfMastodon
I feel the need to state:
I love The Expanse. I love the books its based on.
I will never try the AI Slop game.
I like The Expanse, Daniel Abraham, and Ty Franck a lot less knowing that they're slop merchants.
Fireworks can go fuck themselves. I hope whoever is blowing shit up in my neighborhood right now loses a hand.
LOL Stands for Little Old Lady.
"I'd like to live just long enough to be there when they cut off your head and stick it on a pike as a warning to the next ten generations that some favors come with too high a price. I would look up at your lifeless eyes and wave like this. [gives a mockingly cheerful finger waggle] Can you and your associates arrange this for me?"
- Vir Cotto
Replying to
@ifixcoinops@retro.social This entire thread hurts my brain because, while I came to web stuff a bit later than 1998 ('04-ish), the journey basically the same just skipping straight to dreamweaver.
also tables, and being told for years "no never use tables, use CSS" even when CSS wasn't nearly as powerful as it is now.