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"They shot down the Chinese spy balloon, Ted".

“Enoch Burke is back again, Ted.”

BREAKING: Enoch Burke is refusing to leave Abrakebabra in Finglas.

Tallaght man registers family home as data centre in bid to have government pay his energy bills.

Enoch Burke confirms his pronouns are mammys/boy.

"Enoch Burke is back, Ted"

Bertie Ahern says a secret admirer once sent him a brown envelope full of cash on Valentine's Day.

BREAKING: Fine Gael ‘puzzled’ after Social Democrats choose compassionate leader with integrity.

BREAKING: GAA confirm Katie Taylor can use Croke Park if she agrees to fight Garth Brooks.

BREAKING: Enoch Burke refused entry to Coppers.

BREAKING: Enoch Burke refused entry to Mountjoy.

Paschal Donohoe nominated for Best Actor Oscar for his performance pretending to be an innocent man.

BREAKING: Leo Varadkar wins lifetime BAFTA award for his many performances pretending poverty doesn't exist.

Across social media platforms, it appears I have somehow reached 40,000 followers.

Thank you so much for following and I hope you have been able to enjoy a few laughs in these difficult times.

Eamon Ryan confirms 10 of his advisors equipped with butterfly nets will patrol Dublin Airport over the weekend to take down drones.

Enoch Burke confirms he will pay €17,500 fine using AIB loan.

Leo Varadkar says Sinn Féin to blame for France defeat.

Leo Varadkar wins Grammy Award for his cover of Shaggy's hit song "It wasn't me".

Paschal Donohoe pictured with DJ Carey at the unveiling of AIB's new logo.

New poll reveals only 7% of people would definitely vote for Bertie Ahern to be president, just behind Bosco on 14% and 'a turnip' on 9%.