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This little man likes raw spinach leaves, unsweetened dried cranberries, and the occasional sip or two of Sui's mocha when he's not looking.
He's pretty fucking bougie for a communist.
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Real dads will use a hickory switch that they go outside and cut because NATURE CAN GET SOME OF THIS HEAT TOO GODDAMNIT.
@Decayable@decayable.ink @Formerly_Trucks@decayable.ink ~ you'll never guess what arrived in the post today.. better eighteen months late than never, right? 
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If anyone said anything to me today, it was buried underneath the mountain of suya that is my notifications.
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I need to buy one of your red pieces, I haven't decided which yet.
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@ins0mniak@fsebugoutzone.org @D00B@clew.lol
This is the cure to the male loneliness epidemic.
... was there any candy in it?
A drone maker backed by Eric Trump and Donald Trump Jr. is trying to sell to countries that now depend on the U.S. military led by their father, positioning them to benefit from the war he began. The company is making sales pitches that include drone demonstrations in several Gulf countries to show how its defensive drone interceptors could help them ward off Iranian attacks.
This latest Trump venture, Powerus, has its sights on $1.1 billion set aside by the Pentagon to build up a U.S. manufacturing base for armed drones to fill a hole left when the Trump administration banned such imports from China.
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@Grumblesock@clew.lol @Decayable@decayable.ink @Formerly_Trucks@decayable.ink It didn't have any cat hair on it, totally unacceptable. They were busily correcting that oversight for me, such good boys.
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@Flanker@decayable.ink So, in your opinion, which train station would be a good one to fuck?
Extended family cat post ~ everyone say hi to Binxie.
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@Decayable@decayable.ink I don't have enough condolences to cover the magnitude of this ~ I am so very sorry for your loss, and heartbroken for all of you that his story ended so traumatically. He still had a great fucking story though, thanks to you. :ablobcatheart:
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Also there's a guy a few rows in front of us wearing a t-shirt with text on the back that reads 'a t-shirt with a skull on it and some quote about being tough' and I feel like it might be one of you.
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@Frondeur@poa.st @Flanker@decayable.ink I've recently learned that you are both gay and a virgin, so I'm not sure I can explain it to you.
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Happy April, ya fools.
Spot the difference!
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This typo brought to mind the concept of the dessert eagle and now I want one. I hope it fires .50cal éclairs.
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In a minute, he's going to tell us how he really feels.
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It comes from an ancient Roman festival called Hilaria or something similar.
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@Decayable@decayable.ink I'm so fucking sorry for your kitty, and for your whole family. This is just awful news.
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I would like to advocate for him to be on the first amphibious landing ship with zero special ops or even grunts around. He can try his brand of diplomacy and tell us how it goes.
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Nearest, not most convenient? Like he just punched the nearest drywall and pulled one of the vertical studs out of the framing?
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Blackface in the Military | Andrew Schulz | INFAMOUS
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Everything reminds me to remind Dreamer of what's her name.
It's Killdozer Day.
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