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@Azur_Fenix@detroitriotcity.com @Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith @NeverBeAYsMan@sacred.harpy.faith @Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith >I thought you were like hobbit height.
I've got a healthy six inches over that.
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@Azur_Fenix@detroitriotcity.com @Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith @NeverBeAYsMan@sacred.harpy.faith @Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith Wait, how is this a romance trope?
Female becomes a backpack, then beats the male ineffectively?
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@Azur_Fenix@detroitriotcity.com @Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith @NeverBeAYsMan@sacred.harpy.faith I was busy being a socially-awkward vtm neonate and giving furries chin scratches irl
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@Azur_Fenix@detroitriotcity.com @Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith @NeverBeAYsMan@sacred.harpy.faith @Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith >big or really short. One of the two
I'm 5'4" but the ringlight photo space was set up by gargantuan troons in their 20s so I look shorter
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@NeverBeAYsMan@sacred.harpy.faith @Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith what do you like, then? For reciprocity
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@NeverBeAYsMan@sacred.harpy.faith @Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith >surprise me
Imagine biting into a gifted cake made of peppermint, cologne and razorblades because you said that you wanted to be surprised.
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@Soy_Magnus@clew.lol @graf@nerv.st @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love >so brave and stunning
So, so brave and stunning
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@Soy_Magnus@clew.lol @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love @graf@nerv.st hero we both need and deserve
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@NeverBeAYsMan@sacred.harpy.faith @Azur_Fenix@detroitriotcity.com @Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith @Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith @Zettour@gearlandia.haus I feel like a child of divorce when I am not involved in an argument but still tagged in the thread. But my parents have been happily(ish?) married since the 80's
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@Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith @Azur_Fenix@detroitriotcity.com @Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith @NeverBeAYsMan@sacred.harpy.faith @Zettour@gearlandia.haus she'll rape you in your sleep to force you to give her a baby, and then she'll cut your dick off and walk around with it inside of her so that she has you in her all of the time and so that she is certain that you cannot fuck anyone else
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@Azur_Fenix@detroitriotcity.com @Zettour@gearlandia.haus @Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith @NeverBeAYsMan@sacred.harpy.faith @Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith >monster fucker
I mean we'd all fuck a Skinwalker if given the chance, right?
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@Azur_Fenix@detroitriotcity.com @Zettour@gearlandia.haus @Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith @NeverBeAYsMan@sacred.harpy.faith @Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith true, but expanded lore can include humans if they successfully kill a human (like a family member or whatever iirc?), so witch who can become whatever human shape that you are in the mood for
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@Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith @Azur_Fenix@detroitriotcity.com @Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith @NeverBeAYsMan@sacred.harpy.faith @Zettour@gearlandia.haus >yandere
Get you a woman who loves you so much that she wants to kill every other woman that talks to you, and also flay you and wear you as a cute dress because then it is like you are always hugging her
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@Phobos@eientei.org @Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith @NeverBeAYsMan@sacred.harpy.faith @Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith @Mamako@tsundere.love Finally I have something to react with 
to!
to!
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@Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith @Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith @Azur_Fenix@detroitriotcity.com @Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith @Soy_Magnus@clew.lol @wyy8443@g0v.social Soy Goy gonna reck yo shit by editing the attached media
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@Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith @wyy8443@g0v.social @Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith for Jazz Kitler, I will pay you one birb
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@Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith @Mamako@tsundere.love @NeverBeAYsMan@sacred.harpy.faith @Phobos@eientei.org @Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith wait, chamber maids just dress people and make beds and masturbate them. I started thinking of proper maid things
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@Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith @NeverBeAYsMan@sacred.harpy.faith @Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith @Mamako@tsundere.love @Phobos@eientei.org box controlling a box? Oh wait, rumble controllers, I saw that in a porno once
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@NeverBeAYsMan@sacred.harpy.faith @Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith @Mamako@tsundere.love @Phobos@eientei.org @Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith the feather duster is used in the way that you might expect. The inclusion of the vacuum cleaner will be... Unconventional, one might say
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@Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith @Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith @Mamako@tsundere.love @NeverBeAYsMan@sacred.harpy.faith @Phobos@eientei.org dear God I hate that I said that
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@Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith @Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith @Mamako@tsundere.love @NeverBeAYsMan@sacred.harpy.faith @Phobos@eientei.org I assumed that she was snorting his cum directly into her brain
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@NeverBeAYsMan@sacred.harpy.faith @Phobos@eientei.org @Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith @Mamako@tsundere.love @Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith it clearly wasn't a Wet and Dry Vac
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@Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith @Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith @Mamako@tsundere.love @NeverBeAYsMan@sacred.harpy.faith @Phobos@eientei.org when it is charged, at least. Then sit on the floor and charge with a short cord until you stop being a little floor baby loser again
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@Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith @Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith @Mamako@tsundere.love @NeverBeAYsMan@sacred.harpy.faith @Phobos@eientei.org but I think that that is playstation?
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@NeverBeAYsMan@sacred.harpy.faith @Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith @Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith @Mamako@tsundere.love @Phobos@eientei.org Oh baby get ready to be disappointed by some mediocre sex surprise attack
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@Phobos@eientei.org @Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith @NeverBeAYsMan@sacred.harpy.faith @Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith @Mamako@tsundere.love ayo that remote control is attached to something inside of her
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@Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith @Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith @Mamako@tsundere.love @NeverBeAYsMan@sacred.harpy.faith @Phobos@eientei.org go wireless with a plug and play kit
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@Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith @Mamako@tsundere.love @Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith @NeverBeAYsMan@sacred.harpy.faith @Phobos@eientei.org surprised sex chambermaid? Likely. Mamako?
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@NeverBeAYsMan@sacred.harpy.faith @Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith @Phobos@eientei.org @Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith I'll always have the random ai man who eats chips in a terrible ad about ai
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@NeverBeAYsMan@sacred.harpy.faith @Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith @Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith @Phobos@eientei.org DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS! OOOO WA AH AH AH!
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@Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith @Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith @NeverBeAYsMan@sacred.harpy.faith @Phobos@eientei.org I'll bet he plays guitar and manipulates women
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@Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith @Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith @NeverBeAYsMan@sacred.harpy.faith @Phobos@eientei.org there should be an AO3 fic about the chip man
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@NeverBeAYsMan@sacred.harpy.faith @Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith heh I was quoting song lyrics, but sounds like... *checks watch* yep, it's time for YsMan to get horny on my main 
Old loves, they die hard
Old lies, they die harder
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@Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith @Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith @Azur_Fenix@detroitriotcity.com did you end up persuading the man in the book room to give you that quest?
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@Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith @Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith @Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith they only get one type of delicious muesli bar while in prison lol
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@Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith @Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith 
blackberry is better, blueberry is best. Strawberry is mid berry
blackberry is better, blueberry is best. Strawberry is mid berryReplying to
@Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith @Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith
S-tier: Blueberry
A-tier: Blackberry
B-tier: Strawberry
C-tier: Raspberry
F-tier: Pomegranate
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@Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith @Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith almhazvan is best flavour. The pistachio raspberry has raspberry, to it is less good. But 5 star health rating and the pine-nut texture makes the strong raspberry taste worth it.
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@Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith @Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith omg Carman's bars? Either of these types are incredible. I have cash money for whatever discount bars are available, though
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@NeverBeAYsMan@sacred.harpy.faith @Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith @Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith I'm a fat fucker, of course I like chocolate 
That's why I try not to buy it.
Edit: although I'm now 2.7kg away from being only an overweight fat fuck (sub 30 BMI)
That's why I try not to buy it.
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@Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith @Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith @Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith it opens the door near the chest once the appropriate item is placed in the chest, iirc
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@Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith @Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith @Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith New canon! Make it so!
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OP is clearly Satan