Spooky Armadillo Rancher

But did you ever make chicken-n-waffles pizza?

I would add the caveat that Jonny is extremely lucky that no one on here is interested in phucking with him IRL.

I have a feelin' it's gonna be a lot sooner than 5 years.

Have you been in for an audit yet? Your thetan level can't be any worse than your credit score.

Damn. Just checked the nearest storage place to me and it's $35 for a 10x15 and $70 for a 10x30.

I currently have $37 in debt (on my credit card), and my score is sitting at 795.

They come out twice a year for 3 or 4 weeks in the Spring and then again for a couple weeks in September. They mate, get stuck together and then just hover over the roads. They make a real mess on your windshield, and their guts are acidic, so you need to clean them off frequently or they could damage the clearcoat on your vehicle.

My riding buddies always let me take the lead cause I set a good pace. We came to a little play area off the main trail that had a bunch of narrow twisting trails amongst some head high bushes. I went flying around this sharp turn in the trail and there it was, standing broadside and blocking the whole trail. It seemed to go stiff legged and arched its back, like a scared housecat. I hit the brakes and came to a halt about 5 foot away from him. After staring at each other for a couple seconds, it jumped into the bushes and disappeared......then, boom, boom, boom, one by one my three riding buddies came around the corner and ran into the back of the ATV in front of them. The didn't believe my bear story until I pointed out the big paw prints in the white sand, then we all got back on our quads and hauled ass back to the main trail.

I found Rekieta during his Rittenhouse trail coverage. Right after that he got mixed-up in the Jack Murphy stuff, and he and his buddy Drex wore Jack Murphy beards on his New Years Eve show. It was on that New Years Eve show that Nick played the "When Gunts Collide" video, and that was how I first got exposed to Ralph. It took me a little while to figure out that Jeremy, Rekieta, Metokur, and the Gunt all knew each other.

The black bears in the Florida panhandle and southwest Alabama don't seem to get that big, around 100 to 200 pounds. They say black bears can top out around 500 pounds, and that's about how big that one was that I almost ran into down by Ocala.

It's currently Love Bug season here along the Redneck Riviera.

What did you do with the rest of your stuff, shit-can it or put it in a storage unit?

But how many of them are members of the church of scientology?

This is how much of a normie I was....I didn't know about Metokur and the "Sektor" until I saw Jim's video on Jack Murphy.

Did you scroll down and look at all the other stuff? Apparently, I'm a hufflepuff......I don't know what that means but it sounds extremely gay.

The Jack Murphy saga was great. Hamplanet rode him into the dirt......then we find out years later that Ole Jer is a bit of a cuck himself......and that his wife's bull is some jewish guy.

No, at this age that translates into I constantly wake up and have to pee an hour before the alarm clock goes off.

All you ever really need is some ketchup and mayo...

:angry_boobs: :idunno: :balls:

Even Bri'ish Stargazy pie, innit?

Psst.....Jonny no longer has a kitchen.

At the rate he's going, he'll be in a tent by year's end.

Glen Campbell and Roy Clark were probably the best. I saw an interview once where Alice Cooper said he set-up a meeting so that Eddie Van Halen could get a guitar lesson from Glen Campbell.

Jonny once went full-on BPD and sent Joan 42 replies for this innocent post....

Can't be any worse than Bri'ish spaghetti, innit.

Jonny loves the yentas, too.

Just wait until Ralph moves to Colombia. They're all big fans of the Killstream in Medellín, if you wanna know the truth about it.

The official record states that you've only smacked a chick.

Soooo.....you're waiting for the dimensional merge?

But what is he going to say about all the sheboons?

I kept telling everyone....

Ralph's little tin shack has a kitchen and a bathroom. Jonny's new "place" has neither.

Did you ever get those cinder blocks to brace your bed frame with?

@Jonny@annihilation.social why do you have @DrBtc@nicecrew.digital blocked?

might make the spam palatable

Hey, crazy lady, Spam is good on anything.

Wait....wut? So this meme is factually incorrect !?!?!?!