Oven hashbrowns, the playing card shaped kind, with onion in them, are in fact so delicious I might start a cult based entirely around consuming them.
"Sorceress Supreme, I am not entirely certain how delivering this wagonload of steaming hot, perfectly cooked hashbrowns will help me achieve enlightenment?"
"It will not; I am just very hungry. Go in my grace, my son... but leave the hashbrowns."