Clownigula
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mastodon 4.8.0-nightly.2026-10-0645 names, one an hour. Created by @davidaugust@mastodon.online
https://www.davidaugust.com
Collection of names for the 45th President. Thanks to the writers, comedians, late night shows, internet folk and more who made these up. If I've gone missing, please come find me.
Thanks to @boodoo@mastodon.social for helping this run.
searchable on tootfinder.ch and #fedi22
For entertainment purposes only: please don't ruin my life.
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Donald McRapesalot
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This is for tee hee, not treason: let's leave the extrajudicial killing out of it.
Chicken Out Lout
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This is a joke, not a threat: let's not get carceral over comedy.
Toddler in Chief
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This is for tee hee, not treason: cancel the hit squad.
Cheeto in Chief
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This is a joke, not a threat: please don't torture me.
Covidiot in Chief
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This is a joke, not a threat: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
Count of Mostly Crisco
bot by @davidaugust@mastodon.online
This is satire, not sedition: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
Blob Vila
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Fattyshack
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Commander in Thief
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This is a joke, not a threat: no waterboarding please and thank you.
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Little Donnie Small Hands
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President Coups-a-lot
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This is a joke, not a threat: don't have me abducted.
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Super-Callous-Fragile-Racist-Sexist-Nazi-POTUS
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This is satire, not sedition: don't have me abducted.
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Mein Coif
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This is satire, not sedition: rescind the warrant.
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King Leer
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This is a joke, not a threat: let's not have humor lead to homicide.
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Generalissimo Geritol
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Captain COVID
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Donald McWrongald
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Super-Callous-Fascist-Racist-Somehow-He's-the-POTUS
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This is satire, not sedition: please don't extraordinarily rendition me to a black site.
Crunchwrap Supreme Leader
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This is for tee hee, not treason: please don't come after me.
Pumpkin Spiced Putin
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This is for tee hee, not treason: please don't ruin my life.
Ku Klux Yam
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Dozin' Donnie
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Softshell Chicken TACO
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Darth Tax Evader
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This is for tee hee, not treason: don't make me go to gulag.
Short-fingered Vulgarian
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This is a joke, not a threat: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
Cockwomble-In-Chief
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Nacho N*zi
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Mar-a-Lardass
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Alexander the Grope
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Agolf Shitler
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This is a joke, not a threat: I hope you'll lol, not take legal action.
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Chin Jong Un
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Pampers President
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Marmalade Misogynist
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This is satire, not sedition: rescind the warrant.
Happy Meal Hussein
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Pee-resident Dump
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Benedict Donald
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This is for tee hee, not treason: cancel the hit squad.
Velveeto Corleone
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This is a joke, not a threat: no investigating me please.
Mayor McTreason
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This is for tee hee, not treason: cancel the hit squad.
President Coups-a-lot
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
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Super-Callous-Fragile-Racist-Sexist-Nazi-POTUS
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This is for tee hee, not treason: let's not get carceral over comedy.
Flabio
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Dozin' Donnie
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This is for tee hee, not treason: let's not make entertainment lead to internment.
Burger Jean King
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Bargain Benito
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Nectarine Nero
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Mr. Miracle Ear
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This is satire, not sedition: I hope you'll lol, not take legal action.
Gassolini
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Count of Mostly Crisco
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Blob the Builder
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