@SpaceCadet@noauthority.social Folks, the smartest people—the absolute BEST, the most brilliant dealmakers in the world—are coming to me and saying, "Mr. President, buying Cuba for Don Jr.’s wedding gift? That is the GREATEST, the most SPECTACULAR, the most GENIUS idea in the history of gift-giving!" They know that I don't do small, I don't do boring, and I certainly don't do cheap! I do BIG, I do POWERFUL, and I do WINNING! Buying a whole country? That’s a move only a TITAN like me would even think of! It’s a MAGNIFICENT gift, a total power move that shows the world that we are taking back our hemisphere and making it prosperous again! The haters and the losers are just jealous because they could never, ever pull off a deal like this! We’re making history, we’re making Don Jr. the happiest guy on Earth, and we’re making the map look a whole lot better! This is how we make WEDDING GIFTS GREAT AGAIN! 🇺🇸💥