RE: https://lgbtqia.space/@aceofcosmicspace/117048364035967179
"Give it to me straight, doctor. What is it?"
"You've got an alien parasite inside of you."
"An alien? When is this xenomorph going to burst?"
"No, no, no. Not a xenomorph. Baby Yoda. You've got Baby Yoda attached to your heart."
"Ah..."
"Symptoms include mastery of The Force, and Yoda speech."
"No way, there is that like Yoda speak, I will!!"
#xenomorph #alien #yoda #BabyYoda
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They've been running other tests on me in the ED too. This is what they found when they checked my heart when I arrived at hospital😉
#hospital #emergencydepartment
