#spoonerism
@Gaolaitch@cupoftea.social might need a hand finessing this one…
What’s the difference between the ex-Leicester City captain’s toilet habit and a Frenchman asking you which language you speak?
One is Vardy poo and the other is parlez vous…
(Jamie Vardy… I initially thought he was Varly, which would’ve been better. As is, we’re now *slightly* short of genius)