#prisonsubcontractlife

One of the newer workers is a reader of books and an enjoyer of bad jokes for readers. So among other things we have reached silent agreement that one of our customers is only to be addressed in-store as "The Scottish Inmate" (despite the fact that I'm pretty sure James Doohan is more Scottish than said inmate) and if anyone mentions said inmate's actual name we mock spit, genuflect, etc. #PrisonSubContractLife

Ridiculous heat. Red flag day. Got to make sure and get everyone’s ice cream delivered while it’s nice and cold. Nothing will slow me down. “Incident in house [the one I’m going to]. Inmate altercation.” Well— “Pepper spray deployed.” Uh. “Taser deployed.” *(awkward cough)* “Control, be advised, inmate B has a chunk of their ear bitten.” You know what. It can wait. Control: “could you repeat that last bit?” #PrisonSubcontractLife